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the vfdiscord requested this and so I shall provide

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you know, i'm not super active on here anymore BUT i've said it before and i'll say it again

VIOLAF SHIPPERS, PLEASE GET OFF MY PROFILE AND DO NOT INTERACT WITH ANY OF MY POSTS. I AM A MINOR AND VIOLAF MAKES ME FEEL EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE

that is all

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You can only reblog this today.

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what's violet and moxie's dynamic like? how does widdershins treat klaus? how does fiona feel about vfd?

okay so moxie's kinda taken the role of violet's mom. they both care about each other so so much and they understand each other really well. moxie is usually the first person violet shows her inventions to

widdershins is definitely questionable. he celebrated klaus' birthday, made sure he was fed well, got him books to read, all that jazz but he's just so brainwashed by vfd. he hid a lot of information from klaus that he should have known and he's got klaus involved with vfd. so while widdershins tries, he's just not a good person to klaus.

fiona is very trusting of vfd at first, but as time goes on, she learns that it's not as great as she originally thought and tries to stay away from vfd

#set the world on fire #ask

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hello everybody my motivation is at like 1% rn so send me asks for set the world on fire so we can up it to about 2%

#but actually please do #because i'm gonna look stupid if no one does it

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Set the World on Fire, an ASOUE fic by me

Violet Baudelaire, age fourteen, has lived in Stain'd-by-the-Sea with her father and Moxie Mallahan for as long as she can remember. Her father did a pretty good job of protecting her. He made sure she knew about VFD and all the terrible things about it.

However, Klaus Baudelaire, age twelve, fails to see that VFD is no good. He was raised on the Queequeg by Captain Widdershins. He and Fiona often help VFD with anything they may need. Klaus is considered the best researcher in the sea.

Sunny Baudelaire was fortunate enough to live with her parents until they perished in a terrible fire. After their deaths, Sunny was passed from guardian to guardian. Count Olaf is trying to get his hands on the Baudelaire fortune, so he follows Sunny everywhere. Sunny's managed to escape death a few times, but she's unsure on how much longer she can stay alive.

When the Baudelaire siblings finally meet each other for the first time, they are all thrilled. But this happiness doesn't last long. Count Olaf is on their tails, and he will stop at nothing to get the Baudelaire fortune.

Violet wants to get her brother out of that damn cult.

Klaus wants to know the truth. Is everything he's ever known a lie?

Sunny wants to escape Count Olaf.

As the dreadful story of the Baudelaire children continues, it becomes more and more grim. Maybe they won't accomplish their goals. Maybe they'll lose to Count Olaf.

If you have any questions, send me an ask and I'll try to reply without spoiling

release date unknown lol quarantine kicked my ass

#set the world on fire

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listen i know i haven't posted in a month but. iM back hi

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disclaimer: homecoming is real

#correct

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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

#🤟 #what does that mean

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i joined the vfdiscord to have a good time and this is the shit i ended up having to deal with

Who is the most chaotic VFDiscord member? Discuss.

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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ellington feint

#that's it that's the post

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It Chapter 2 Spoilers

BRO THERE’S A CLOWN IN THIS ONE

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listen say what u will about the tumblr asoue fandom but at least the vast majority of us aren’t racist assholes and don’t hate on girls for “getting in the way of” our ships :)

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Six Baudelaires AU (first created- August 9 2018) 

↳ Fanfic: May 8 2019 - September 11 2019

au where the movie!baudelaires are the siblings of the netflix!baudelaires. there are six baudelaire children. they decide the best way to solve their problems is to dogpile onto olaf and beat him to death.

“And all eight Baudelaires looked towards the horizon, and knew that, whatever happened, their story wasn’t over yet, and that was the best they could hope for.”

#uwuwuwuwu #babies

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quote lockscreens for a series of unfortunate events’ lemony snicket, by request!

special thanks to the anon that provided the quotes for this set ^^

like or reblog if you use these!

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