they kiss kiss fall in love
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was t邪lking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi f邪ndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
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I'm pathologically fearful of sharing art I do for work online anymore but this just simply means to much for me not to commemorate it so I'm taking advantage of my surge of courage this morning.
Anyway here's some cover art I made for the 10 year Anniversary editions of the Raven Cycle for Owlcrate
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"furry inflation" (2024)
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Ass or titties ?
I will literally consume the entire woman
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Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer
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not that i believe this would happen but if aliens were intelligent and advanced enough to visit earth i would be so embarrassed to have to tell them we havent gone fully solar
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will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive
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As someone who buys a shit tonne of vintage and retro items all the time I need to tell you about the "shart zone" and "prime nuclear cockroach material"
when buying used items i will do anything in my power to avoid the shart zone, which is in the range of 5-10 years old, this is a short enough amount of time for especially electronic items to have not found a way to fall apart horribly but have become out dated enough to have no support and likely will not retain any value. I do however LOVE the nuclear cockroach material zone which is anything 20+ years old. If it still works after 20 years it is going to work forever. A great example of this is my pc which exists in the shart zone and has to be revved up to turn on lawnmower style, but my N64 works fine.
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wait a second wait a second wait a second wait a second wait a s
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Something I want able bodied people to understand is that I don't want a diagnosis cause I wanna be sick so bad; I want a diagnosis because there is already something wrong with my body but I don't know what the fuck it is.
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he just keeps serving
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The things I devoured so I could devour you
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what would you do if multiple giant inanimate homunculi of yourself with freakish proportions were placed in your home
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i think we should specifically avoid sterilizing shit that comes back from space on general principle. demonstrate the superiority of terran micromorphophysiology
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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.
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