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People are always like "Oh no one likes House of Leaves they like the Navidson Record." WRONG I fucking love all of it Johnny Truant is like a brother to me in metaphorical way where it wouldn't be incestuous if we fucked

#hare.pdf #I love this man in a tender platonic way but I also need to be his bisexual awakening do you understand

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I do have to admit that "Saint, The Armageddon Witch" is one of the most banger name-title combos ever invented

But I'm not Jacket and I can't make this decision

#hare.pdf

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Update on the Metalocalypse S/I situation

Jacket is bouncing around both Saint and Roko as names but isn't terribly committed to either

#hare.pdf #Saint is a funny choice to me... Florian is gonna yell at your guy demanding it release Schnell Online

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@oswednesday

DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor

#hare reblogs

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#Kinda slaps ngl #hare reblogs #music tag #I wait #DAY6

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I truly think the future of horror games is bleak unless we bring back like fixed camera and tank controls I'm sick of every new horror game being this first person thing like IDK it's just kinda fucking boring

#hare.pdf

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The actual moral of American Psycho is that you can eat a jellyfish but you shouldn't microwave it

#hare.pdf

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#Jacket will say tasting (NOT DRINKING) Seawater #Hare reblogs

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we should be eating jellyfish regularly I'm not even joking

#Patrick Bateman sort of post #but not necessarily wrong #hare reblogs

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They should invent an energy drink that both actually works and also doesn't have a Scared Phase

#hare.pdf #(I did not drink one today so I am not going through this right now)

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Jacket wants to also confirm that the Armageddon Witch has died at some point but got better and it ABSOLUTELY will Bond with Ofdensen over this

#hare.pdf

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I do think the idea that the Armageddon Witch (Name Pending) was on its own World In The Balance adventure while Dethklok was also apparently doing so (not the guy in this system into Metalocalypse so I am trusting Jacket) is probably a good idea like that puts it on the same level as the Dethklok Boys

#hare.pdf

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Still looking for names

Jacket has been calling it an Armageddon Witch but that's a Title more than a Name and that's also just a Mater Suspiria Vision reference

The main things you need to know while helping with this are

Witch House artist

Vaguely Supernatural in Nature (Touched by the Spirit Realm? Actual Witch? Both)

Possibly had a somewhat lower stakes but still intense adventure it was involved in during the course of the Canon Events of Metalocalypse

Fox Affinity. Get this guy high on Yopo and it'd see itself as a black fox

Weird Pastel Goth Bitch spotted around Mordhaus (it/its)

It has golden, slit-pupiled eyes beneath those bangs

X

#Listen to Seduction of the Armageddon Witches btw sound of the summer #Hare reblogs #I'm also like HEY JACKET WHAT THE FUCK IS YOPO #And it's like 'You'd fucking love Yopo'

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William B. “Bill” Watterson II.

#He looks exactly how you'd expect him to tbh #You can tell Calvin's dad is his dad #hare reblogs

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tonight we fuck music

#Jacket #hare reblogs #Things it says before turning on The Contaminated Photos of Valentina Crepax

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On the one hand Jacket hates the idea of just running off with some other person's mentally ill ranting but like as a Miles Upshur kin it does have a lot of feelings about the whole concept of "God has entered my body like a body my same size, like me walking into you or you walking into me"

#It's all like Walrider Shit that I don't fully understand #hare.pdf #That thing was dead when I got here but it got better

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can't believe this legend is up for sale can someone venmo me $2500 real quick

#HOLD ON WE NEED TO LEARN TO DRIVE ALSO BUY US THIS #hare reblogs