bajanprincessofslytherinhouse

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like color corresponding flavors, but only slightly flavored

gimme slightly flavored m&ms

gimme flavored m&ms

#m&ms #m&m candy #flavored m&ms #slightly flavored m&ms #candy #candy talks #like orange is orange #red is black cherry #yellow is lemon obv #green = lime

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gimme flavored m&ms

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just wait until you hear about the United States

In hindsight the fact that we let Great Britain get away with calling themselves Great Britain is legitimately hilarious

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boned

there’s not even any reason to believe that bones are real

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Just a psa, to all of you non blacks with BLM and ACAB in your bios, I literally take none of you seriously.

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Godzilla once used his atomic breath to fly through the sky. Look it up. I'll wait right here.

this is the reason why imagine dragons wrote radioactive

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March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

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how much worse the world could be

america but the president is determined by who has the most yt subscribers

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america but the president is determined by who has the most yt subscribers

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i love pet names that sum up the very essence of their being

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real tired of hearing the vegan vs. omnivore arguments when the real superior diet in terms of both cruelty and ecosystem is locally sourced

beef and pork from a farm 10 minutes away from you is more ethical and less detrimental to the environment than quinoa grown in ecuador. the future is food forests. the green revolution is food forests. if we manage to survive this apocalyptic hellscape all of your food, plant and animal, is going to come from within half an hour of where you live. plant a vegetable garden in the meantime

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PAY ATTENTION, DEAN!

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I’m not salty anymore, I just want people to be aware, and I want people to no longer be hurt.

Okay I’m a little salty

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my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

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I’m not saying doctor who is the height of gay representation or anything but I will say that when the reboot started back in 2005 (the same year supernatural started airing) this was the first kiss the title character had 

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