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It’s been awhile since I’ve come back to tumblr 😵‍💫 but I just finished my finals !!

I came here just to say that I will be leaving tumblr for good 💔 I’ve decided to pursue an old hobby and maybe go outdoors to do stuff and feel alive 🥲

I love my moots!!! Please please take care of yourselves ilysm you made my time on tumblr enjoyable 💐 (This whole time I had been a 🎉 anon on some writing accounts)

Bye 🎉🌟

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They're driving me insane

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Barbie (2023) really had Barbie say “hey. I know the reason you hurt me is because I hurt you. I’m sorry I hurt you, because you didn’t deserve that. I know you are a better person than this, and you are fully capable of being that person. I can’t change the past, and I don’t think we can be in each other’s lives anymore without hurting each other, but i am sorry and I want you to be happy. I want you to find your identity and love yourself and live.” and then she realizes she’s also talking about herself.

she’s saying “I deserve to live. We both deserve to live.” it is one of the kindest things I have ever seen done to someone and to themselves in any piece of media ever

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sending love omfg 💗

Hi Kay!!!!! So glad to see you back and thank you for doing my Clyde request ilysm!!! 😭 Please don’t feel pressured to ever write or to meet expectations because honestly I’m just glad to hear whenever you’re doing well or are writing something 💗💗 I’m sorry if this got to u late cos rn I’m in the middle of my finals but anyways I’m so happy to see ur work!!! Please please take care of yourself!! Love u pookie 🎉🎉‼️

You're too sweet babe 😭🤧🤧 I love seeing you enjoy my stuff. You're always so nice it makes me wanna cry 😭 I love doing your requests. Ans good luck on your finals i hope you pass them all! 🩷🩷 I love you so much, babe 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🩷🩷

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LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Kay!!! Ever since that Clyde fic, I’ve been so into Clyde x reader stuffs so,,,, are you able to cook up some cute clyde x reader headcanons or some cute tropes that fit? 🎉🎉🫶🏻🫶🏻

Warning: Swearing

Status: Request open!

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Clyde x reader headcanons

Clyde is like traumatized from his relationship with Bebe

When you two first start dating Clyde is a nervous wreck. Always terrified he'd upset you and you'd break up with him like Bebe did if he upset you

You have to be very careful with your wording because the first time you said "We have to talk" he immediately started sobbing

When you first started dating and Clyde thought you were in a bad mood he would try everything he could to make you cheer up

He would always buy you shoes, bring you flowers, and even send you cute texts throughout the day.

You had to sit down with him and tell him he didn't have to do all that but he still does of course.

So you started giving him gifts but you didn't have a whole lot of money the first time so you made him something

When you gave it to him he burst into tears.

He cherished it more than anything else he owned. The minute you gave it to him he ran around showing everyone what you made him.

Anytime anyone passed him he would stop them hold out what you made him and said "My partner is so sweet look at what they made me it's so cute I love them so much!"

He loves it when you make him things rather than buying them, it feels more personal

He loves when you suggest cuddling with him especially when you're pressed against his chest.

He is a bit insecure about his weight because he thinks everyone else looks better and that maybe you could do better than him

Because of this whenever you show you literally dgaf about his weight he literally just falls in love with you more.

He isn't violent at all but a guy so much as touches you he will throw hands.

This man loves touching you but won't unless you ask him to.

He has to hold himself back he'll fidget with his hands when he wants to touch you so whenever you notice it you grab his hands.

This man is a clingy mess but he respects you so much for being his first actually good girlfriend

A/N: Ahh idk why, but when I saw you calling me by my name, it made me happy. Hope you enjoyed this, babe. always love when yall ask for me to write something it actually makes me so happy and I really hope I got this to you before you lost interest lmao and also sorry for it being so short I just was kinda struggling cause i haven't done hcs before but yeah hey I'm back! Annnnnnddd im not great at this but I wanted to try my best for you I'll do better next time promise <<33 So yeah about me being back. I'm trying my best to figure this schedule out so it might still be all over the place which is why this is coming out in the middle of the day. But yeah thank you for reading love you all thank you guys so much for being so supportive during my break 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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And also the way Barbie and Ken are role playing heterosexuality without any inherent sexuality of their own, without any understanding of what it means, or even any genitals at all! Just pretty-girl + handsome-guy = obviously a couple. And the way it fucks them both up! Because they’re both stereotypes, neither of them is a specialist version, no brain surgery or pilots license or Nobel prize for either of them. They’re just assigned the roles of Every Man and Every Woman. And Ken ends up doing Way Too Much because he’s hanging his entire self-worth on being important to Barbie. And Barbie just isn’t interested in him, she was assigned a boyfriend she didn’t ask for and doesn’t want and doesn’t know what to do with, just because that’s what society expects of men and women, that they will necessarily couple up and fall in love because… that’s what they do. Regardless of any personal quality of either party.

It’s about heteronormativity and amatonormativity and the unrealistic expectations society sets boys and girls up for from infancy. Barbie and Ken are every pair of toddlers sharing a sandbox while the adults around them call them each other’s little “boyfriend” or “girlfriend” even though neither party understands or is capable of understanding the implied meaning of that. Or wants to.

It’s a literal funhouse mirror of that weird pressure put on kids to perform heterosexuality from an early age. It examines how that leaves us unprepared for the complicated reality of actual relationships even if it turns out that you are heterosexual and do want sex and romance. Boys and girls aren’t really allowed to be just kids on the same team, so they grow up into men and women who generally want very different things from each other and are trained to look for it in everybody because anybody is better than nobody, and try to force it to work.

Barbie and Ken letting each other go in the end was perfect. Barbie the Every Woman realizing that she doesn’t have to be special, she just has to be, and Ken the Every Man realizing he has to seek validation elsewhere and lean on his fellow Kens for emotional support, WHICH THEY GIVE.

Truly a movie of all time.

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MEOW MEOW NYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (insanity)

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I’m back for a brief second baes… finals r in the next two months so I’ll see u pookies then :(

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what r they doing

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you asked me for style, I give you style, you just never told me in what way.

They really look like are in love, don't you think?

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I LOVE. THANK YOU FOR DOING MY REQ 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Im so in love im dying wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf they sound like these songs omfg i love you pookie

See You Again

by mystqueerion

Kenny McCormick attends the annual Christmas tree lighting at the center of town alone this year. At least, he expects to, before he runs into a familiar face he didn’t think he would see again.

For an anon on tumblr, full prompt in the notes.

Words: 3069, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Kenny McCormick, Leopold “Butters” Stotch, Marjorine Stotch

Relationships: Kenny McCormick/Leopold “Butters” Stotch, Kenny McCormick/Marjorine Stotch - Relationship

Additional Tags: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Trans Female Character, Trans Female Leopold “Butters” Stotch, Christmas, Tumblr Prompt, How Do I Tag, I just like making kenny nostalgic and sad sorry

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/48237679

#Spotify

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I LOVE!!!!!

PT2 Of prom with clyde please omg I literally sat down to read it whilst listening to You belong with me by taylor swift and I CANT NOT SOB OVER HOW GOOD IT WAS WRITTEN

Warning: Swearing

Background: After you two kiss you and Clyde have a conversation about where to go after this

Status: Request Open

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Clyde x Reader prom pt. 2

As you and Clyde sat outside in the cold night air away from all the music and dancing inside. Clyde took off his blazer and draped it over your shoulders and drop your head to his shoulder. You two sat there enjoying each other's presence.

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you how pretty you looked today." He whispered looking forward, watching the occasional car pass

"It's ok." You whispered scooting closer to him your shoulders now touching.

"Is it? I made you cry. Your makeup is ruined and I did that." He said looking down at you and wiping away some of your still-wet tears.

"No, I just get stupid when I drink. I...I'm sorry I yelled at you inside." You say looking up at him as he wiped off your tears.

"Well, it was more of a loud whisper." He joked making you laugh softly. "There she is."

"I'm sorry I ruined the night." You said softly.

"No, it's my fault." He said with a sigh. "I should have gotten over Bebe and enjoyed the time I had with you."

"I get it. You've been with her since we were kids I guess it was kinda dumb to think you'd feel the same for me after a week of fake dating."

"I liked you before that. I know you didn't like me until we started 'dating'." He said looking down at his feet with a smile.

"I just couldn't feel that way for you while you were with Bebe but honestly I think I always kinda did." You said leaning your head on his shoulder again.

"Do you really want to be with me? I'm kinda not much." He said with a chuckle but tears fall down his cheeks.

"I like you Clyde I like how you act all romantic and how you say dumb shit." You say making him chuckle. You gently wipe away his tears which only made him cry more. "Hey, what's wrong?"

"I've never had anyone do this for me." He said looking over at you as you wipe his tears. "I'm sorry I'm such a crybaby."

"You have a big heart it's only natural." You whispered kissing his forehead softly.

"I don't deserve this I don't deserve you." He said hugging you and burying his face in your shoulder.

"Clyde you deserve to be loved and cared for. I want to be that for you." You whisper, rubbing his back.

He pulls back and laughs softly, feeling silly for crying. "I'm sorry I don't know why I'm crying."

"Its ok." You said holding his hand. "So where do you wanna go from here?"

"I want to be with you. Like actually not just for some stupid plan. Just with you." He said looking down at you

"I'd like that. Like I'd really like that." You said with a small smile.

He smiled and pulled you closer kissing you softly which you gladly kissed back. Craig, Tweek, Jimmy, and Tolkien stepped out to come looking for you two and stared at the scene in front of them.

"Woah wasn't expecting that." Tolkien said with a frown and pulling out his wallet.

"Yeah yeah pay up." Craig said holding his hand out where Tolkien placed fifty dollars.

"K-knew you believed in them." Tweek said with a smirk and pinching Craig's cheek making him roll his eyes.

"S-should w-we tell them to co-co-come inside?" Jimmy asked the guys, keeping his voice low to not disturb you and Clyde as you guys kissed.

"Hey, lovebirds, last dance is coming up!" Tolkien shouted making you two pull away with a small laugh.

"We're coming." You say standing up and dusting off your dress and extending your hand to Clyde who gladly took it and walked back inside with you.

As your group walked back in laughing and talking, you noticed the party was still very much alive. As you made your way on stage Bebe walked up to you and Clyde. You felt nervous but she didn't seem angry.

"You left this." She said, handing Clyde his crown which he took with shaky hands.

"T-thank you Bebe." He said putting the crown on.

"Here you should have this. Doesn't feel right having it." She said handing you the crown from her head. "I'm happy for you both."

You took the crown and looked up at her smiling softly. She gave a simple nod and walked off, leaving you in Clyde there is shock.

"I didn't expect that from her." You whispered looking up at Clyde.

"I didn't either but I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me happy. Shall we my queen?" He asked leading you to the dance floor.

You followed him dancing for the rest of the songs. While it was a rough start, it was nice being this close to him. It felt right being in his arms, being able to finally stop being his fake girlfriend. And while you didn't need it, having Bebe's blessing made it easier for you two to finally make this stupid plan into a not so stupid relationship.

A/N: Again thank you so much to the person who asked this I love you so much and I hope you liked this and whoever asked this if you reading this lemme know what song you listening to this time 🩷🩷 Anyway as always if you want me to write something plz ask and it will be pumped out on Sundays in the order in which I get them🩷🩷 Love you all thank you for reading 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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why cant i be obsessed with something normal like why am i obsessed with south park man

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Foul mouthed children