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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

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If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a lesbian become a chimera I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice.

#bugsnax #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #dunmesh spoilers #delicious in dungeon #idk if this is coherent i just took melatobin and its kicking in #also i dont even watch dunmeshi i just have a lot of mutuals who do

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Murderbot doodle

#fav

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This House Has People In It (Adult Swim, 2016)

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So I ask you Dr. Cain . . . have you learned to trust me yet?

#fav

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Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

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✨ms paint story telling✨ the wizard realm!

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In the club freakin it Wilson style

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#ranma 1/2 #can you tell both me and my dad are trans

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infinitely perplexed by this sticker book with a few that just say “ok”

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need robot hrt that

-gives me a screen for my face that can use emoticons for expressions

-gives me replacable parts making me always adjustable for the situation or just however i wanma present

-massive supply of music + option to adjust my input from my mic to my output whenever i decide

-gives me a customizable voice (not one that steals voices from unconsenting people though)

-gives me the autism hud

-makes me 9 feet tall

-digital money duplication

-considering that this is hrt it means it would be a slow change and quite honestly no idea how that would work but it would be cool as fuck

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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

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look at my doctors dawg im gonna die

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