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"Don't bother talking back to me, I can't hear shit."

"You know, this is a song about..sex."

"Impregnate me right here, right now on this floor-"

"I remember this song...No, I don't. I was never there. Fuck that."

"Huh? Oh hey."

"I want to be yours!"

"Hello. We are Ghost."

"A nightmare have just turned into a dream, so thank you all for that."

"We like to be in heat."

"Anybody who says different is lying."

"Stay away from the Grammys."

"This is a song about a motherfucker who wears a triple sideways comb over."

"Don't fucking blame me."

"You can call me Papi."

"What!? It was a joke!"

"I have a hole in my shoe right there!"

"Without my hat being on, I'm a little bit ehh..short."

"And you sounded like a fucking asshole."

"The kazoo of destiny!"

"Are you ready to tambourine the shit outta this situation?"

"I love you too, we have something going."

"The female orgasm is looked upon as a craft of the devil! So here, we celebrate the female orgasm!"

"It is one rocking fucking song."

"Sorry for the cursing, I tend to curse. I say stupid things. Sorry about that. But basically, we are gonna do one heavy motherfucker, about one evil motherfucker. This motherfucker is so evil."

"Mwah!"

"We have a tendency to write songs that are uhh..Sort of suggestive and ehh sexual."

"He is not the fucking president!"

"He's such a fucking bastard that we've written a song about him."

"Anyway, this is a good biology lesson."

"I need to sound taller than I am."

"Are you gonna sing it really loud? Because you like singing songs about FUCKING!"

"Fuck Trump!"

"And no ass grabbing!"

"You see what his fingers can do huh? And you wish you were the one the he was doing."

"Hello, you look very concerned."

"Disown that guitar and give it all to me instead."

"You might have noticed it is a little bit windy out, some of you in the front may have seen a little bit too much of me."

"Stomp me."

"Take me right here, right now."

"Look at my-"

"So, what's wrong with a little nudity? But do you think I have somewhat great ankles?"

"My asshole of a brother."

"I didn't say cunt, and I didn't say douche."

"Little guy, hello! So happy to see you here!"

"How do you like my new suit?"

"Not bad for an asshole."

"I read on the Wikipedia page that this song was the hardest to reach."

"This is a song about getting fucked."

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Old-new pics!

Boyd's test outfits for 'Logan' (from: weibo.com)

#Donnie Pierce always make my pussy throb

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Papa Nihil - Gogoat #673 Y'know guys,, kiss the gogoat- I did the funny (also the horns have paint which is a reference to the goat in the EP's cover illustration)

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A crossover no one asked for but I think it's kinda cool

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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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#this my be my hormones being all over the place but it made me cry #but he's just tiny and... and every embrace to carry him can be interpreted as a hug because the other is so big #and that's want the Corinthian wanted all along #just... just some affection

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The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

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Merry Christmas, my dears!🎄 As a little gift I give you a bunch of rare, old-new pics of the gorgeous and talented Boyd Holbrook. Big hugs!🥰💕 (from: facebook.com/ellen.harris.9212)

#i love this man #so prettt i want to cry

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We were correct as children btw it sucks so hard that pokemon aren't real. It's the worst thing ever.

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Greetings to all Corintheus fans!

We understand that theres not much time before this year ends, however, it is not complete without celebration of a lovely ship we hold dear in The Sandman. So we present you, the prompt for

CORINTHEUS WEEK 2023

that will be held on 25 to 31 December 2023.

Day 1 (25 December): JUSTIFIED - "All I did was fall in love."

Day 2 (26 December): A BURNING DESIRE - "Darling, look at that hunger in your eyes."

Day 3 (27 December): STAY - "Would it have killed you not to walk away?"

Day 4 (28 December): FAVORITISM - "I am if God has a type."

Day 5 (29 December): REBIRTH - "I was remade just to be with you."

Day 6 (30 December): UNDYING DEVOTION - "This time, do not let go."

Day 7 (31 December): THE AWAITED WEDDING - "Until the end of time, if you will have me."

Rules

- Relationship should be exclusive to Corintheus (The Corinthian/Dream of the Endless-Morpheus), however side characters are still allowed to be present.

- Any form of works are allowed; fanart, fanfiction, poem, photo/video edits, gifsets, music playlist, etc based on the prompts. TLDR, anyone can participate!

- Hashtag your works with #corintheusweek2023 or #Corintheus Week 2023 and mention us @dreamlovescori.

You may add your works that's posted on AO3 to corinthianxmorpheusweek2023 collection.

- Be respectful to each other's works. Hate comments and harassment will NOT be tolerated.

If there's any questions, you may DM or send us an ask!

#corintheus #corinthian x morpheus #corintheus week 2023 #the sandman

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wise words from your local nightmare.

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if you all could see all the fanart i imagine in my head and never draw it’d blow your tits clean off

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BOYD HOLBROOK as John McBride in The Cursed (2021)

#he's so breedable #i love him

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Boyd as John McBride in 'The Cursed', Part 2. - GIFs by me

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He is a 150 year old vampire though.

Boyd as John McBride in 'The Cursed', Part 1. - GIFs by me

#vampire hunting werewolves is very cool #stil can get bred by a werewolf

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Boyd's HUGO BOSS ORANGE photoshoot with Anne Vyalitsyna - GIFs by me