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why can’t i just give up

#i hate life

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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it’s looking bleak bruv

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big tire profiting off of potholes once again

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went to get an iv like those health nuts and i had two girlies poking me up and down looking for my vein till they gave up and just used my hand

#why not use that first who knows #now my arms hurt #mummy rewarded me with gyros for being good 😩

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I think a tattoo needle drilling through my skin would make me feel better right now

#calf tat when

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why can't sundays just last forever

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its so awesome that everything good that happens to me has to be followed by immense suffering of some kind every single time

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everytime i facetime somebody and the camera pops up i be like oh my god i’m greasy

#dome is shining hard

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it’s so funny at work when u can tell a doordasher from a customer

#they have an aura

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even my mom be like i should go out more… is it so bad that even she notices

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my tires take turns getting fucked up every couple of months. give me a break pls

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i’m so good at recognizing lies (everything anyone says to me is a lie. no one is genuine to me)

#lol

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nice husband or mean wife

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i be like “why yall be drinking so much” but i also be like “lemme get an eighth”

#i am not a drinker but i do partake in cannabis