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battle-shitpost · 5 years
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Borderlands 3 said Battleborn Rights!
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battle-shitpost · 5 years
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Yes, there will be another Battleborn Day Community Event. Join the fun and let’s celebrate the 3rd anniversary of this badass game! Once again we have some cool stuff planned for you to participate in. See you on May 17 - 19 👊
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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pendles: Allow me. Locks are my speciality.
pendles: [Throws brick at window]
-mod G
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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Uber driver: Hey, it’s you Uber here, where are you?
Ambra: I see you.
Uber driver: Are you the person laying down in the middle of the road?
ambra: Yeah. Floor it.
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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galilea: The enemy can be really aggressive. So it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
oriendi: (blaring horns while running) GET FUCKED!!
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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rath: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
rendain: oh that’s so sweet, i–
rath: i’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
-mod G
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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miko: Oh, complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons-
marquis: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!!!!
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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mike: Violence is never the answer.
pheobe: But it's a great option.
mike: Bruh
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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rath : I have red eyes, sharp teeth, and scary glares. I look deadlier, but trust me... rath, whilst pointing to pheobe: She'll be the one ripping your soul off from your body
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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deande: You’re unusually quiet today.
rath: No one plans murder out loud.
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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thorn: alani,you don't have the capability to be serious for a solid minute. alani: Of course I can! pendles: *shouts from other room* SOME- alani: .... alani: .... alani: -BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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new ways to introduce yourself every time you walk into a room
hey whassup it's Ya Boi Kleese
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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pheobe: Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin? oriendi : No, I'm a human kid! pheobe: Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight -mod G
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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rayna: what are some of your skills? rath: Knives rayna: Okay, how about some hobbies? rath: Collecting knives
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battle-shitpost · 6 years
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We’re Back at it Again on Battleborn Day 3!
For those who missed the previous events, Battleborn Day is a day run by the community, for the community. It’s a day that encourages veteran players to take in newcomers under their wing and show them the ropes to saving Solus! From November 17th to the 19th and ranging from all 3 platforms: Xbox, PS4 and PC, everyone from all ranks are welcome to join on this event.
Are You a Streamer? Plan on Streaming for Battleborn Day?
Join the rest of the fellow streamers in this event by signing up! (optional)
Got Discord?
Join the Discord channel to chat with fellow players on the event and stay up to date on further announcements! (optional)
What About Gearbox?
Although there are no details yet, Gearbox Software will be making an announcement soon as to how they will be supporting our community-driven event! Stay tuned for another post detailing what goodies Gearbox Software are planning for this event!
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battle-shitpost · 7 years
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Announcing the 1st annual Battle Ready Charity Event
Featuring Supercharge & Incursion! Hosted by Davekillerish along with staff TheOnlyTachyon, Chromerino, NatsumeRyu, and myself, this year we’re going to be sponsoring relief efforts for those effected by the hurricanes in Puerto Rico.
This year’s tournaments will be taking place on Friday, October 27th. The current events are as follows:
5v5 Incursion Matches (minimum. of 2 teams, best of 3)
3v3 Supercharge Matches (minimum. of 2 teams, best of 5)
3v3 Alternate game modes (Such as Tanker Yankers and Rocket Brawl)
Fun 1v1 death matches
Sign-ups are available on our Discord channel, so be sure to fill out your application on time! (Yes, team sign-ups are permitted!)
              =======            Battle Ready Website        =======               ======= The Battle Ready Discord invite =======
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battle-shitpost · 7 years
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pendles:oh its a package for alani 
whiskey:what's in it ?
pendles:its heavy it must be her disappointment in me 
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