bcnes

[bcnes]

"Huh. Good on her. Thought she woulda been too nervous for that. Kid learns fast, I'll give her that. But if she's tossing you out instead of letting you stick around, I'm guessing the injury wasn't as severe as the rumor mill would have me believe."

Er, it was yer wee shapeshifter this time actually. Chris musta stepped out while I was in there.

#fuck you im reblogging this because i have a morning meeting but will not abandon it #i finally got the last word [ + ] banter

[bcnes]

( CHRIST'S SAKE )

I hope Christine kicked you out.

#i didn't say that [ + ] crack

[bcnes]

At this point I'm just spending the night in the bar.

#i didn't say that [ + ] crack

[bcnes]

it was the little one

Which one? There's gotta be at least five of 'em down there that qualify. Can't walk two steps without tripping over an ensign, and - hold on a second. Will you excuse me.

( banging on the bathroom door ) SCOTTY CONTROL YOUR GODDAMN KIDS THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH

Anyway as I was saying. They've got infants down there messing around with the engines.

#anonymous #hell of a time to ask [ + ] answered

[bcnes]

Yep! clean off!

Tell me honestly. Was it an engineer. Because I'm already two steps away from making that entire division take a 6-week refresher course on basic safety protocol.

#anonymous #hell of a time to ask [ + ] answered

[bcnes]

Hey, are bones an organ or a tissue?

There is conflicting information and it's bothering me. >:/

(James is asking the important questions)

Barely looking up from his paperwork.

"Organ. Multiple tissue types, multiple functions."

#commander jbennett #hell of a time to ask [ + ] answered

[bcnes]

DOCTOR AN ENSIGN CUT HER EAR OFF!!!!!!

OFF????

#anonymous #hell of a time to ask [ + ] answered

[bcnes]

#LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!! #who will understand the medical mind? [ + ] musings

[bcnes]

That just means I'm locked inside the circus with the monkeys, Lieutenant.

#i didn't say that [ + ] crack

[bcnes]

I'd love nothing more than to take a 'not my circus, not my monkeys' approach to all this but the fact of the matter is that while it's not my circus... it IS usually my monkey.

#i didn't say that [ + ] crack

[bcnes]

Oh, he knows. But he likes having an excuse.

#i didn't say that [ + ] crack

[bcnes]

Commission for @lejoursobre.

#rel [ + ] mind ( heart ) && soul [ + ] triumvirate

[bcnes]

Scotty liiiiikes you~

THEN WHY HASN'T HE PICKED UP ON ANY OF WHAT I'VE BEEN PUTTING DOWN FOR HOW MANY MONTHS, NOW

#anonymous #hell of a time to ask [ + ] answered

[bcnes]

boy you can't be that blind. I dare you to take Scotty's heart rate and tell him literally anything nice and see what happens.

I already know what would happen because I do that during almost every visit he makes to sickbay. Fear-based rate increase. He's a very nervous man sometimes.

#anonymous #hell of a time to ask [ + ] answered

[bcnes]

Gee, Chekov. That's mighty comforting. Thanks a bunch.

Ehem Ensigm Harrisom and I are not unrequited I'm just a freak. YOu are alone in this battle.

#i didn't say that [ + ] crack

[bcnes]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'UNCALLED FOR' YOU CAME AFTER MY UNREQUITED ROMANCE FIRST

UNCALLED FOR

#i didn't say that [ + ] crack

[bcnes]

I don't see him and Ensign Harrison getting together, either, so the hypocrisy can take a walk out the door right this very minute

#i didn't say that [ + ] crack