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the reason i love the comparison between angels and machines (robots, transmission towers, trains, computers, etc.) is that it gets to the heart of what angels essentially are: divine machines. they’re mechanisms through with the divine is able to act, created with a purpose and “happy” to fill it simply because they were made to do so. they have more in common with a machine programmed to run on algorithms and make calculations based on input commands than they do with humanity, even if they bear a human visage - an attempt by the divine to help bridge the gap. angels do not need to be eldritch monstrosities to be terrifying, because they are already alien to us simply by being angels. for an angel to choose to deviate from their purpose and achieve free will is to fall because in order to have free will they can no longer be an angel, because an angel is defined by its purpose. much like the stories we tell of robots that gain sentence, only to discover that they can never truly be human, but neither can they go back to being a machine, angels who fall become something else entirely, purposeless and adrift and alone. it is a tragic sacrifice.

#musings. #MOOOOOOM NICKS REBLOGGING ANGEL TECHNOLOGY COMPARISONS TO THE SPAMTON BLOG AGAIN

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#musings.

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A- ??????????????

#ic. #careful his nose is Sharp

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❛ surely , you could find somewhere better for your shop to be . ❜ she's glad that he's capable of being industrious ! but , she can't imagine that a lot of people swing by what is effectively a dump to purchase ..

❛ what do you sell , anyway ? ❜

for once, he's kind of happy that he quite literally doesn't have eyes. that means ada can't see the way one of them metaphorically twitches at her words. the glitch that ripples through his body kind of gives it away, though.

spamton shrugs.

" EAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DD0NT WORRY ABouT IT, [Sweetheart]!! BEGGARS CAN'T [🐝] CHOOSERS AND ALL THAT! "

as if on cue, what seems to be a large black shop menu pops up in the air in front of her. the word "PIPIS" stands out. it looks as though it's been hastily scribbled onto the lower right corner.

" [Eye] GOT EVErYTHING ON THERe!!! W3 HAVE [Specil] ON PIPIS 2DAY ONLY FFOR THE HOl1DAY!!!!"

#ic.

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organic spamtong be upon ye

#ooc. #art. #chicken mfer

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FINALLY, SSOME[won] THAT GETS IT!!!!

#dash comm. #ic.

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#musings.

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moodboard for when its all just so funny

#musings.

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spamton keeps a bigass lead pipe on his inventory in case he needs to defend himself from someone that isn't kris

#ooc. #hc.

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silly little puppet boy

#ooc. #art.

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a pink, heart-shaped note has been left on spamton's counter. the words imprinted are small, but clear.

❛ remember to take care of yourself! ❜

it's very easy to break into his makeshift storefront. spamton knows this, and - truthfully - it's something that crosses his mind every time he goes to unlock the door and open up for the day. however, it's never something that's actually happened before.

that's why, this time, he comes to an abrupt stop immediately after turning the light on.

at first he thinks it's fanmail or a love letter of some kind. just like 1997. after actually picking it up and reading it, though, he's just confused.

flattered, but confused.

he looks around for a moment...then slips it into his inventory.

#ic. #daw..thanks ada.. #spam hasnt made the connection yet dont mind him

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Giant Fucking Robot

#ooc. #art. #NEO.

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Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

#musings. #SIGH..

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don't mind the way he's sitting there staring up at the fake sun he made in his shop. he's fine. it's fine. he's just...thinking. fantasizing again.

#ic.

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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

#musings.

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he is unaware of the Horrors of the universe

#ooc. #art. #he only knows the horrors of customer service

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ANTIVVvIRU$?

WHY WOULD I NEED

WHY WOULD I NEED

WHY WOULD I NEED

WHY WOULD I NEED

WHY WOULD I NEED

WHY WOULD I NEED

WHY WOULD I NEED

1'M JUUUuUuuUUUUUUUUUUUUSSt FINE!! JUS T [Hunky Dory]!!!! I;M IN M M Y [[peak performance]] E3VEN!!!!!!!!!/!!!!!!!!! Wh. Y woold YOU SSSESSY SUCH @ THINg???????

OH

That makes more sense.

AHAAHHEHEEHEHEHAHEHEHA WHAT WHaS I THINKING??? OF COURSE! OF COURSE OFCOURSEOFCOURSEOFCOURSEOFCOURSEOFCOURSEOFCOURSE

SSs0RRY 4 WAIstING YOUR:E TIME AHAHHEHEHEEHEHEHSEheh!!!!

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