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what does ford know anyway. all he's got is an honorary PhD from that two-bit anti-torture college

(dialogue is of course from this classic dril tweet, which will live in my brain forever)

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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Every time I look up I see him...

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blacklight edition of the journal reveals that ford wrote “oh shit, still gay” all over this section

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its so fucking unfair tho that trans women are expected to be everyone’s guilty pleasure kink but we ourselves are absolute monsters if we don’t repress our own sexuality

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i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

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twilight's girlfriends 💘 hope y'all had a great valentine's day!

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I feel like I have this weird disconnect with my face? Like?? Idk I don't like taking pictures of myself or show my face like all of my pfps are pictures of characters . The only picture I have of my real face is facebook and that's a baby picture because that kid doesnt look like me yknow rhats not me anymore so its not weird to make my pfp

#i jist. dont really see me as me??? #idk.!!?!!!! #like this isnt a oh boohoo im ugly thing. i look. like a person. #i just cant connect me as me though #aeehh whatever i donr really care just interesting thought

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If I ever do get into like idfk drugs like weed and shit I'm definitely dressing up as Maka and having those poorly taken pictures of me that'll be shown on Pinterest .

#like those pictures fuck sooo much #anime characters or just cosplay and they're just smoking or sittinf ariund doing shit #thats fucking great #maka deserves jt #also i do not really have my face on the Internet except for some exceptions so thisll be the only one id be proud of

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This manga page is forever etched into my retinas. I close my eyes and see this. I read this when I was 11 the first time. Do you understand?

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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There are 7000 aid trucks waiting at the Egyptian border

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the united states should not exist reblog if you agree

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I wish there genuinely was a nice way of telling someone you don't want to keep talking . Like I don't wanna keep this conversation going. Please.