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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

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i noticed julian has a blue sclera

and i remembered how that can be indicative of joint mobility disorders, so i found this tweet and showed it to him

and he goes "ok... 🫴🏻 well what does that mean. i don't know any of the words in that tweet"

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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spongebob and patrick after stealing the balloon

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as a woman, some men will only either ever view you as 1. an object of sexual desire or 2. One Of The Boys. a lot of those men work in tech

#im fine with the latter

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the critical consumer. "this meal had flaws, and i am acknowledging them." "i dont believe this hamburger was grilled with a pure heart, and i refuse to consume it." "i will not eat anything which is irredeemable." the critical consumer. "ive come across a delicious salad which was nevertheless tossed by somebody who had rotten intentions." "ive never ate deviled eggs because of their association with evil." the critical consumer

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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literally one of my favorite tweets ever

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"ace detective is short for asexual detective"

me: ok... so is phoenix wright ace attorney, an asexual attorney?

"yeah. well no, for him it's actually "a sexual" attorney"

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if i saw a beautiful opaque ochre colored beverage with ice and it was anything other than thai tea...... well i'd be a little confused

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i don't really know who or what jerma is and at this point i'm afraid to ask