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What We Do in the Shadows is THE most show ever. Hands down. It's about a polycule. There's barely a plot. The lore is both intricate and contradictory. The characters serve cunt 24/7. It's been five seasons and they've gotten nowhere. It has a budget of $5. No one kisses on screen but they fuck nasty at least once per season. Doug Jones is in it. It's based on the most pirated movie of 2014.

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Dark lockscreens

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every other day i return to this ep of the pod just to remind myself how love is supposed to look like

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being bisexual is actually just being attracted to yekaterina petrovna zamolodchikova both in and out of drag

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Works by Jack Henry

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it really is because it sounds like resignation

You know you’re gonna have kids, right?

You think?

I know you’re gonna have kids

You think?

Yeah

Honestly this exchange is so painful — the way Katya says I know you’re gonna have kids & that yeah

#not crying #i'm ok i promise

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why are people mocking romania for singing in "spain's language" and "representing another country" as if most of the other songs in english weren't technically in "someone else's language" 😐

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a total queen

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

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oh so you’re just going to wear a black turtleneck?? like some kind of slut????

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fuck you

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the most beautiful woman on existence

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Translate this meme for me, please.

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My little sister just drew a dog……it looks nothing like a dog 💀💀

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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material