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Terraspin: Hey NRG, what ‘cha got there?
NRG: Rice Cakes, never had one, but somebody told me its a very good way to start a diet.
*NRG bites into the Nuclear Rice Cakes. He then begins to scream in glitches*
NRG: *panting* …WHO COULD THINK OF SUCH A HORRIBLE THING?!
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Gravattack: Release all the sounds that are trapped in your mind-
Feedback: *intense screeching*
Gravattack: …dude, are you ok?
Feedback: Just a little messed up.
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Perk Upchuck: I’ve gathered you all here for a meeting.
Cannonbolt, sitting on the other side of the table: …I’m the only one here.
Murk Upchuck: We know, you owe us 20 bucks.
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Pesky Dust: I have the sharpest memory, name one time I forgot something.
The Worst: You left me in the fridge for an hour and even said you forgot.
Pesky Dust: That was on purpose, try again.
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Overflow: How do Gax and Shockrock usually get out of these messes?
Surge: They don’t. they just make a bigger one that cancels out the first one.
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Jury Rigg: I am the most intelligent, valuable person on this team.
ChamAlien: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Jury Rigg: I paid for my Cheetos, I’m getting my Cheetos
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Overflow, at Upgrade’s corpse: He died as he lived- being a goddamn fool!
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Echo Echo: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along
Brainstorm: Uh, Ditto and Slapback are not getting along
Echo Echo: They’re not killing each other.
Brainstorm: You may have a point
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Humongousaur: Would you take a bullet for me?
Goop: …Yes?
*Swampfire angrily burst into the room*
Humongousaur: *running away* Great, thanks!
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