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bendrowned82 ยท 2 months
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I HATEEEEE KELBRIS THAT INSANE DUMB PRICK HE LIKE DUMBLEDORE WITH A BIG ASS HEAD HIS FOREHEAD WRINKLES SO BIG HE GETS SOULS TRAPPED IN IT AND THEY DROWN IN HIS SWEAT. HE SWEATS ALOT SO I HC HE IS STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY HE SO DUMB NOT EVEN PATRICK COULD UNDERSTAND HIM HE LIKE A OFFBRAND REPTILIAN TELETUBBY HE TRIED TURNING HIS DISHWASHER INTO A BIT COIN MINING RIG HIS BEST FRIEND IS A DWARF BLIND RAT THAT LIVES UNDER HIS BED IN A FORGOTTEN DORITOS BAG HIS MOMMY USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT HIS GRANDPA GOT A EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT FROM A CAPRISUN POUCH HIS BARBER CUT HIS HAIR WITH A WEED WACKER HE HAD E-SEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPTED HTML FILE HIS DAD GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTANS BUTTHOLE HIS SISTER IS CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROPOMORPHIC GUNG BEETLE NAMED DILBERT HIS MOTHER BOUGHT HIM A PS5 FROM WISH FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE
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bendrowned82 ยท 2 months
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I HAVE RECENTLY GOT INTO LIKE THE JUDASABLE WIKI BEN DROWNED STUFF AND WOW I FEEL SO BAD FOR Ben lawman HE DID NOT DESERVE THAT. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก IM COMING FOR YOU KELBRIS AND YOU STUPUD MOON CHILDREN BE AFRAID.
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