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HELLO LOVELIES <333

this is neo, alex's bestie, 4lyfer, and lover

unfortunely, alex decided to leave tumblr for personal reasons!! don't worry tho, he's doin pretty okay!!

you should follow me because im literally so cool frfr

my blog is @kitanaz

alex loves u!!!

[benis-boi1]

HELLO LOVELIES <333

this is neo, alex's bestie, 4lyfer, and lover

unfortunely, alex decided to leave tumblr for personal reasons!! don't worry tho, he's doin pretty okay!!

you should follow me because im literally so cool frfr

my blog is @kitanaz

alex loves u!!!

[benis-boi1]

HELLO LOVELIES <333

this is neo, alex's bestie, 4lyfer, and lover

unfortunely, alex decided to leave tumblr for personal reasons!! don't worry tho, he's doin pretty okay!!

you should follow me because im literally so cool frfr

my blog is @kitanaz

alex loves u!!!

[benis-boi1]

Hey nonnies! alex misses you a lot <3 feel free to hop into my inbox with your tag and i'll tell him you say hi!

HELLO LOVELIES <333

this is neo, alex's bestie, 4lyfer, and lover

unfortunely, alex decided to leave tumblr for personal reasons!! don't worry tho, he's doin pretty okay!!

you should follow me because im literally so cool frfr

my blog is @kitanaz

alex loves u!!!

[benis-boi1]

HELLO LOVELIES <333

this is neo, alex's bestie, 4lyfer, and lover

unfortunely, alex decided to leave tumblr for personal reasons!! don't worry tho, he's doin pretty okay!!

you should follow me because im literally so cool frfr

my blog is @kitanaz

alex loves u!!!

[benis-boi1]

honestly??? meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

#vice

[benis-boi1]

turning hinata into an oral fleshlight!

please refer to this post abt part twos (this one is planned to have one)

PART TWO:

WARNINGS: really submissive shoyo, cock shock, scent kink, attempts to deepthroat, facials, rutting, dom/sub undertones, pet names,cock worship, muscle worship a bit, god kink, praise kink, handjobs, blowjobs,, just filth lol– timeskip hinata!

(unknown artist pls dm me if u know)

MINORS FEM ALLIGNED DNI

hinata was always too scared to have anal sex with you, but he was willing to learn how to give head!

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#what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck #im ascending #im fucking ascending #holy shit that title #and that fucking fic #holi shit #queued post

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Playing the Pocky Game with the Bakusquad.

Sero: sits there grinning with the pocky between his teeth like the smug-ass bastard he is as you bite away from your end, getting closer until your lips meet.

Denki: Gets way too eager and snaps the pocky in half from the get-go, resulting in his face smushing into yours. The fact his lips happened to land on yours is 100% chance but you wont hear him complaining💅

Mina: definitely the smoothest out of all of them, taking little nibbles as you slowly draw closer to each other, her soft hand coming to rest gently on your face. By the time the pocky is all gone neither of you have really noticed and neither of you really care😘

Kiri: another over-eager boy. Keeps biting too hard and the pocky keeps snapping in half which frankly makes him a little downhearted. Please kiss him anyway, he needs it.

Bakugou: refuses to "put that sugary shit in his body," simply resorting to tossing the box to the side and grabbing your jaw with a hand, shamelessly pressing his lips to yours. "Tch. This is what you really wanted anyway, ain't it dumbass?

#literally melting #i lobe these #mwa #queued post

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I'm sorry

No. 2 from this - das all I'm gonna say... Not really.

So school is putting a lot of pressure on me, as it usually does, and my grades are either really good of just fucking horrible. But at least the subjects I suck at aren't really important. So who better than iida to help with that-

Featuring : iida

Genre : angst-ish to comfort with a lil fluff at the end

Warnings : small argument - mention of bad grades and school stress

Masterlist

Sometimes Iida acted more like your dad than your boyfriend. You knew grades were important to him but never thought a bad one on your part would lead to him scolding you. Like a parent none the less.

"Y/N you can't keep doing this! [subject] is one of the most important subjects this year and make up at least 40% of your total grade!"

You were sitting at the edge of your bed looking up at Iida who was standing in front of you. He was holding the latest test that was handed to you. To make things worse it had the grade, the worst you had this year, written in red in a big font.

"Not to mention the passing yet still fairly low grades on every other subject. No matter how well you do on the hero field you still need to excel the written exams if you want to graduate from this school!"

You hated arguing with him but you couldn't hold everything in anymore as you stood up from your bed and brushed past him

"I know how important they are, I just- I don't know.. I just can't do better! I've tried, I really have I just- "

"You have to do something about it!"

"I-"

"So? What are you going to do about-"

"I DON'T KNOW! OKAY? I- I don't know.."

You were practically yelling before you stopped yourself. You felt lost, you really didn't know what you were going to do. And as if to make things worse, every worry you kept to yourself was coming to mind. So you put your hand over your mouth to stop yourself from loudly sobbing. That didn't really help since you could already feel the tears you were trying to hold back run down your face and onto your hand.

Seeing those tears made Iida soften up immediately. He realised how harsh he must've been on you as guilt washed over him.

"Oh-... Dear I'm so sorry..."

He says as he makes his way over to you and hugs you as tightly as he can. You in response hug him back and bury your face in the crook of his neck.

"it's okay.. It's fine don't worry."

"No.. I'm incredibly sorry... I shouldn't have scolded you the way I did. Again I'm sincerely sorry. I should've taken into consideration everything else you've been going trough, yet I let myself forget it all."

He pulls back slightly to take your face in his hand and kisses your forehead. He then places his forehead against yours while his hand was still cradling your face, occasionally whipping your tears with his thump. You two stayed like this for a couple minutes until you calmed down.

"it's okay. I know you were just looking out for me. Even if you could've taken a different, more calm approach when it came to the matter. And.. I don't know.. maybe act like more of a boyfriend than a parent-"

You said the last part with a gigle and slight smile on your face. He, realising you've calmed down, smiled back. So you drag him over to your bed and slightly pushed him so that he would fall onto it.

You let him lay down and get comfortable before you join him and lay next to him, resting your head on his chest. To help yourself calm down further you focused on his heartbeat while he gently carresed your head.

"But you know you were right, I should focus a little more on studying... Could you help me?"

"I'd love to."

#i love this man #just poifect #queued post

[benis-boi1]

#when your crush calls you ‘dork’ while laughing after you messed up your pickup line

[benis-boi1]

have this

#perfect #queued post

[benis-boi1]

Tf2 mercs + @/makeupaguy tweets

#yeah #all of them are real #they’re not made up😭 #queued post

[benis-boi1]

barbatos- nnn

minors fem alligned dni

warnings: top male reader, scent kink, hotdogging, dry humping, alludes to cockwarming

barbatos was gripping the sheets, his calm aura breaking around you when you two were alone. he was in your room, and was pinned between your muscular body and your bed. you gripped his pants and pulled them off, looking at his ass while he laid there, feeling goosebumps on his skin from your gaze.

you grabbed his face, giving him a deep kiss as you sunk your body onto his. it seemed like a perfect fit, and barbatos slowly started to whimper from the light grinding he could feel you doing. barbatos could feel the heat of your crotch and the growing firmness. he missed the warmth and the satisfaction, but of course you had to resist your urges for a whole month.

but now it seems like your resolve was faltering, your body missing him just as much, if only you weren't so stubborn and would actually nut in him, but oh well.

you hastily removed your pants, and stared at barbatos in his underwear. he didn't have the most prominent ass, but it was very cute. you pulled his underwear down, watching how his body tenses, before leaning back. he gets the message, and puts your cock against his face, marvelling at the comparison. he could feel your musk stick to his skin, and he couldn't resist the urge to take a deep breath of your cock. the heat and pulse from your cock made his face feel hot, as he took another breath in. his head was fuzzy from lust.

you slapped his cheeks a few times as he slowly worked his way down to your balls, and lightly suckling on them and breathing them in, watching for your approval. neither of you said anything, too focused on the arousal you were feeling. he felt your hands grab his hair lightly as you rutted against his face, before he opened his mouth, and licked the side of it.

eventually, he got more into it and was coating your dick in his spit, before you pulled away. he felt you go back and place your cock against his cheeks, rubbing the tip against his hole to tease him. his breath was caught in his throat in anticipation, but nothing happened. you stared at him, as he could feel you hotdogging him. your cock dwarfed his body, and he could feel the pulse and warmth of your cock as you placed it between his ass, the head reaching his lower back.

he could feel the smirk in your face as you pulled away, and began to push in. he could feel your strong hands pick him up and manhandle him into your lap, where he stayed there pretty.

"dont make me lose this challenge barbatos, it's only a few more days before you get the real thing."

#THIS IS THE FUCKING FIC I WAS TALKING ABOUT #THE HOTDOGGING GOT ME BARKING #queued post

[benis-boi1]

fair trade- zhongli/venti

venti pays the price of his dear friend to protect his country, too bad he wished to be in his friends place.

WARNINGS: betrayer venti, c*m inflat*on, kn*tting, implied threes*me, st*ckholm syndrome but not really, implied non-c*n, threats, kinda sad reader, hair tugging, marking, DRAGON READER- m*NSTERFUCKING

MINORS FEM ALLIGNED DNI

also can someone let me know if they can see this just fine? the first one was super buggy

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#bringing this shit back #cause gah dayum #queued post

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I saw a popular post that said “poop” and it said “based in your likes!”

I dont know if the fuckers at tumblr think im into scat, if if they’re messing with me

#slight nsfw w/ a bitch #queued post

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I thought mine was worse…

I purposefully stepped on a long needle that was pointing upwards on a helicopter toy.

Safe to say, i couldnt walk on that foot for a week or two…

I cant believe i survived this long when i was that stupid as a kid

what's the most idiotic way y'all have injured yourself

#queued post #my uwu hot cowboy catboy twink rinnie

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new reblog game actually put in the tags what the blog you reblogged from tastes like

#ooo #some of those good ass noodles you find in that one hidden and specific chinese restaurant #peanut m&m’s #and strawberry ramune #which is the best kind of ramune #queued post