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hi! aaaaaaaa *im bit by 1,000 animals and die* *1,000 vultures eat my remains* *1,000 trees grow from my bones, forming a forest with 1,000 bugs and 1,000 birds*

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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

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she kinda bad doe

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

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if i was a young dandy in the 1800s tumblr would be such a great place. i would hear about it and immediately interpret it as “something of a town hall of the soul…. a corkboard of the mind! a ha! ahahaha!” and start clapping with odd space between each clap. my first post would be “Here’s something for all of you out there- a joke I heard passing through Crane’s Alleyway. The wise bull and the dull man walked between two great oaks- one of red wood, and the other of white. The dull man said “such great, sturdy wood- to build a house, or perhaps a fine campfire!” and deployed his saw with great ease. The wise bull simply chuckled and said “For you, perhaps, this wood makes a fine house… but for me, it is a house in itself!” and took it upon himself to enjoy the shade the great trees provided!”

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ladidadida

schlob on me knob

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A silent hallucination, Alex Gerasev

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Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

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Nepalese Shaman Fungus Masks.

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I need to research why pokemon cards are so expensive. Computer! Show me “pokemon inflation”

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i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

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