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If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

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it dont hit the same anymore 😔

Do y’all feel like Wattpad isn’t the same anymore :/

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Me trying to figure out if the up arrow my partner in the friendly run used means they are the ones going up, or If they want ME to go up.

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j hope really put a sticky note on jungkook’s crotch 

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By request, more Actor AU because it’s fun!! The actors weigh in on their characters some more.

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Giyu: I have to decapitate your sister, she's going to kill people

Tanjiro: I mean do you really? She seems really bad at it. Both of us just kinda held her off with one arm and she just snaps at the air, like she's not even trying to bite us directly

Giyu: She's a demon

Tanjiro: Yeah but she's a shitty demon

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Nezuko: If I became a demon, I would simply not eat humans. RIP to everyone else but I’m different.

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Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

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JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

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The inherent eroticism of a waistcoat

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This is the only valid tik tok.

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what the hell is going on in this family

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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible