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recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs

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me every time i spend over $50 on something, no matter how worthy of my money it is: oh god. what have i done. what have i just done. what have i

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Can you doordash a true loves kiss

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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BTW the mycelium has already overtaken me and it's delightful

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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

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fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

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unblock me princess I have a barely relatable meme to send you

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(in a job interview) i guess if i had to say my one strength it would be skipping the ad break on a podcast episode on the first try. yeah there's no button i just guess the number of minutes and i'm always right. oh you meant like work strengths? none

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I love you ocean, I love you beach, I love you seashell, I love you fish, I love you moon, I love you sun, I love you stars, I love you mermaids, I love you ships, I love you sailors, I love you surfers, I love you weird deep sea creatures, I love you pearls, I love you fossils, I love you treasure chests, I love you houseboats, I love you anchors, I love you waves, I love you sea foam, I love you sea glass, I love you-

#i need the aquarium to hire me

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In the beginning. Straight up "creatig it" and by "it" I mean. well. let's just say... heabven and the earth

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I can sexualize basically anything I sexualized khakis earlier

#ME #aaron <3

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👇 one day i hope to do this with someone very dear to me