“miss piggy could do better than kermit” and you know what? she probably could! miss piggy is a catch. she’s a businesswoman, supermodel, actor, singer, she knows fucking karate. she’s extraordinary by all counts. anyone would be happy to have her. but you know what. kermit makes her happy. kermit plays straight man to all of her hilarious endevours. kermit loves her. and she loves kermit. she doesn’t WANT better. she wants KERMIT.
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I fucking hate the hand that feeds me. I think I'll do something fucked up to it
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I think everybody has their "this game sucks and nobody should play it, 8/10, 1000 hours played" game what's yours
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People can get away with some mischaracterization but only if it's funny as hell
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this is an insane way to talk about a predominantly singleplayer/co-op game, to be clear
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I hate Fallout fans so much you don’t even know
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Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–
and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???
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“I don’t know how someone can overlook the awful things this character did!” I do. Goodnight.
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u change ur discord icon and u can feel ur personality morphing
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Hyperpop, breakcore, and vocaloid listeners need to join forces with punks and metalheads because 1) i think the music made would be kickass and 2) we need to oppress I heart Radio by making more music that is absolutely unpalatable to the average person
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this is my comfort character, he makes me happy *points to the most mentally ill dude ever*
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making nonbinary characters without once considering their agab and refusing to consider canon deadnames for ur trans characters is self care actually
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One of my favorite things I see people saying about New Vegas is not knowing or realizing Vulpes Inculta was important in any way because his vibes are so fucking rancid that 95% of players are struck with an unstoppable urge to obliterate him the second they step into Nipton.
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