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Where to apply to be the guy who smokes behind the restaurant in the cold

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Average driver to driver interaction in Wisconsin

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Keep That Gay Little Thing Away From Me

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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Guys if we're quick about it i think we can replace tumblr with a gba emulator

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Buy the Massachusetts Ape Drops to give yourself what experts are calling “turbo monkey liver failure.”

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I'm never leaving