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Reblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.

#neuvili w/o childe only has 60 fics #guys hear me out theyre both old men dragons #like cmon #neuvili

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MATPAT I LOVE YOU

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023) + Trivia

#hes so dorky silly #matpat #fnaf movie spoilers

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Nothing sucks more than being really excited for something and it turns out no one cared about it at all. Like they all just shrug their shoulders at something that meant a lot to you and you can't be upset because they don't care.

#this is about the fnaf movie btw #i grew up with it #since day 1 #and no one else gives a shit #fnaf #*sad freddy squeak* #not the first time this has happened #wont be the last #sometimes i wish these things didnt matter to me

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Pls answer me Vergil nation would Vergil clean his room regularly and be a neat freak or is he as messy as Dante

#vergil is only a neatfreak because dante is filthy #he def lords over dante how clean his spaces are #but in the privacy of his own room #he's not that neat #but still pretty clean #like he has books everywhere or unsorted clothes #but the space far from being a biohazard (im looking at the toilet from vov)

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i love how vergil is the one who spent the least amount of time around humans, but of the twins, he's the well-put-together one.

like if you pulled a person aside and asked which twin spent a chunk of his life under the control of a demon in hell, i can almost guarentee they'd say dante

Everything about Vergil is incredibly romantic, OF COURSE HE BEAT THE VIRGIN ALLEGATIONS.

He loves string quartets and poetry. Before anything leaves his mouth, he has already carefully mulled over how to articulate his thoughts. He styles his hair, cleans his skin every night, and trims and files his nails. How he dresses...nearly too fancy for every-day tasks.

Above all else, he is a gentleman. "Oh he killed people"....okay...he spent two hours getting ready to do that so please respect him.

#dante is feral #i mean they both are #but dante wears his feralness on his sleeve #i feel like vergil would unironically hiss at someone though #vergil just looks like he participates in society #tbh random fortuna lady got it right

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Thinking about how Nero thought Dante might be his father. Thinking about how, even in Fortuna, Nero operates under the 'Devil May Cry' name even if he doesn't need to. Thinking about how that mightve been a way for Nero to connect with his possible blood relative after they left Fortuna.

(I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable canon explanation but yknow what sparda family feels)

#sparda family feels #dmc4 #dmc5 #dmc #angst-ish

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no but fr tho

we just had the best protrayal of him in dmcv and vov. if the anime fumbles wtih my boy imma riot

Praying to the dmc gods to not fucking ruin vergil in the netflix series

#vergil dmc #vergil my beloved #devil may cry #i have high hopes for the anime. for now #dont let down the bbg

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im excited for the dmc anime

and then i remember.

what Netflix did to resident evil

#this post is not about infinite darkness btw #that shit slapped #this post is about the live action series #aside from lance reddick that shi was awful #no fear #one fear #dmc #dmc anime im begging you please be good #at least it looks really good #dare i say better than the 2000's anime

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bro spent that much time balls deep in a thersaurus to say: "wahh me no like your art"

imagine having the energy to be this bothered by a tumblr artist in 2023 sdjnjf the jokes almost write themselves

Your art style is derivative, uninspired, and lazy. you coast off of the five minutes of online fame you gleaned, and use your Teehee Le Relatable Brain Struggles to guilt trip other disenfranchised poor people into throwing you money you haven't earned. this isn't a "oooh living in your brain rent free" situation, I blocked you ages ago because I'm not a big fan and just happened to see a recent piece that made me recoil and say "dear god, it's gotten even worse." cut the e-begging crap, stop relying on expensive filters to make your art appealing, and take an actual cartooning course so you can learn how to make comics that aren't cluttered, confusing, and trite.

it's really not that serious lol

#get!! a !! life!! #saw this on my dash and was not happy #artists hate is soo 2012

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currently manifesting Netflix adapting Visions of V!!

#i saw that red coat #you aint slick netflix #but that will not make me renew my subscription sns #visions of v #dmc #dmc 5

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Genius

I had a vision and needed to see it through

#dmc #devil may cry 5 #devil may cry #the sparda quartet #except gramps is fucking dead

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wdym this isn’t what happened in dmc5

and it’s not hearts its RAVENS (x)

#vitale dmc #vergil dmc #dante dmc #nero dmc #just family things #the most wholesome thing to happen in this series fr fr

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i love how las plagas is just. the plagues.

very creative capcom 10 points for effort

#HELP its so lame #re4 #resident evil 4

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#lawd have mercy this art SLAPS #dmc #dmc nero

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Nothing says America like working on Labor Day

#labor day #omg yass capitalism pop off

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Gaily bedight,

   A gallant knight,

In sunshine and in shadow

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Scrungly bungly v and griffon

This entirety of chapter 11 is literally a shipost V roast and I'm living for it!

Griffon spent several solid pages just wrecking V's adorable scrawny ass and I've never loved both of them more than I do right now!

#devil may cry 5 #visions of v