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He only drinks wine and champagne. Beer is disgusting.

#( facts. ) #keep in mind it's totally okay to have different tastes but when it's Jeffrey Doing It.........

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You heard it here first, folks. Jeffrey and his friends are the self-proclaimed Stanford Squad.

#( facts. )

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Jeff and his buddy from college, Geof.

#( jeffrey. )

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"I'M TIRED OF THE FUCKING HOMEWRECKERS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE A HOMEWRECKER GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

#( musings. ) #GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thinking about how sex between Jeffrey and Sarah would've always ended with Jeffrey saying "I'm tired babe, take care of it yourself while I sleep".

#( musings. ) #so like: Good For Sarah For Getting Out Before That Could Happen.

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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.

#( memes. ) #i'm CACKLING

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"Don't you think your family knows what's best for you?!?!?!??!?!?!"

#( dash commentary. ) #HUH?????????????????????

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All you need to know about Sarah's grandparents is they approved of Jeffrey for Sarah.

#( facts. ) #when she brought him home for holidays during college..... they were all all over him............ #while sarah sat there like :)

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How can I make Jeffrey MORE obnoxious???? Like this! Sometimes when he's bored he'll set $100 bills on fire.

#( facts. ) #*insert snotty jeffrey laugh here* DOESN'T BOTHER /ME/!!!!!!

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"IF I HAD A SEGMENT ON JERRY SPRINGER IT WOULD BE CALLED 'EX-FIANCEE'S BOYFRIEND WON'T STOP FUCKING HER NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I ASK!!!!'!!!!!!!"

#( muse status. ) #>:((((((((((((((((((((

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"I got a new phone!!!!! Can someone get me Sarah's number?!??!?!??!"

#( muse status. ) #I WANNA CALL HER!!!!!!

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Believe it or not, Jeffrey didn't go to public school. He went to some rich private boarding school.

#( facts. )

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"I JUST WANTED YOU TO LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!"

#( v; verse where jeffrey's an annoying fairy. ) #( dash commentary. ) #SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Open Winx Club starter!

"HAS SARAH MENTIONED ME AT ALL?!?!??!"

#( v; verse where jeffrey's an annoying fairy. ) #( open starters. ) #// i take his open starters Very Seriously.

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jeff

"STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

#( answered. ) #snnynatural #:SOBBING EMOJI:

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hi jeff

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

#( answered. ) #pantslessoptimism #THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey Jeff. Jeff. Hey Jeff. WHat are you doing Jeff? Whats up Jeff? Hows it going Jeff?

FUCKING SCREAMS AS LOUD AS HE FUCKING CAN!!!!!!!!!

#( answered. ) #malkalisitsa #THIS IS THE WORST THING //EVER//!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!