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The simple task of weighing rats individually

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Me and who

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i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair

#t be like

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Big!! Beanie!! Bettas!!!

They're looking for homes over at my webbed site Palaeoplushies.com

:C

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"I lot of B.O.S stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them"

been meaning to do a redraw of this for ages now and finally got around to it. old version under the cut for comparison

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the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

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you know what really gets my goat?

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Gonna scream oh my Gd

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#this was always on in like....2009 #and also my old job #definetly made it better for like 3 minutes of the day