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love people referring to the dracula offseason. i can't stop picturing exchanges like "well, we're in the offseason" "the Superbowl is literally this weekend" "no, not football. dracula"

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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In the golden age of the Protheans, Ilos was a verdant world, dotted with the spires and arches of magnificent cities. Even casual observation shows this is no longer the case. Ilos has been devastated by means unknown, its entire surface changed to the color of rust.

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Does anyone know where the "People. People. Endless noise. And I am so tired. And I would like to sleep under trees; red ones, blue ones, swirling passionate ones" quote comes from?

I've seen it attributed to Fyodor Dostoyevsky, specifically The Brothers Karamazov, but I'm completely sure that quote is not in it. I know the text very well. In fact, I don't think Dostoyevsky ever said that. The style doesn't even seem like something he would write.

What is its true origin? Or did someone just invent it and say it's from Dostoyevsky?

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this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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This is the single most attractive thing a love interest has ever said in the history of fiction

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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

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men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging 

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I think I could be more off-putting if given the chance. Release me from my enclosure

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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

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Get books and read them together! My friend group does this, switching whenever we feel like it. I used to be so mortified of reading out loud, but I've improved sooooo much. Not only do you get to spend time together, you get to experience the story in real time too. 10/10 social activity

i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#nsft