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is he acting out of character or did you get too attached to a headcanon

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“I’ll just write this short little fic”, the author says, not realising they’re doomed by the narrative

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they're putting yaoi chemicals in the hockey team's locker room showers water supply

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irl hockey besties,, who we cheering for this year?

#i know NOTHING abt irl hockey #so i need to know what’s happening #what’s going on #who are we rooting for?

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i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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did you like my post because it was funny or do you want to pin me against a wall and kiss me

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you know how it is

#me @ kent #and steve

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i miss check, please. i re read it again today but i wish i could read it for the first time again

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let me boop him

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kent parson would be absolutely insufferable if he had a tumblr today

#SPECIFICALLY on this day #april fools day #he’d be booping EVERYONE #no one would be safe #BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP #kent parson #omgcp #omgcheckplease #kvp

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

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kent

#your honor i love him #kent parson #omgcp #kvp #pretty boy my baby my cinnamon apple

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Me on April 7th: *tears up….done with Check, Please* Me on April 8th: *dries tears….time to draw huddle 4*

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I know we already have tons of great fic about Jack’s 4th of July visit to Madison, but now that we know what bitty’s childhood room actually looks like, I’m gonna need someone to write one where they finally get alone in bitty’s room…only to have Jack get totally distracted by bitty’s trophy shelf and ask tons of highly detailed questions

after ten minutes bitty’s like ‘ok, sweetheart, I’m so glad you’re taking an interest, but can we make out now?’

but Jack is like ‘wait, go over the scoring system with me again? because you got second place in this one, and I feel like we need to examine the possibility of bias in the judges’