The only thing apocalyptic here is how ASS Aperture Science is, GOD DAYUM!
This is a public Black Mesa Announcement
Aperture stinks lol
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Guess who's coming to a gamer con near you 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Dear epic followers,
Let's fucking game.
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Fun fact: Gordon Freeman has a big stinky loser face!
He's employee of the month and some how doesn't have any bitches, what's up with that freeman?
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We watch your epic and sexy Gmod career with great interest.
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Its Gman From Half Life 2 But More Evil, He Is Psychotic. "Excuse the blood on my suit... Hehe..." A direct Quote From Him. His Name is Gmad And He is Known For Sexynesss, an
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You heard them. Do it.
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Funfact: All Black Mesa personnel get a choice between edgy anime glasses and normal glasses
Kleiner is clearly digging the anime shades
i think one of the funniest things abt the original leaked hl2 beta is that the mask textures (special textures that show off reflected light) of most models are broken and fully bright all times and because of that kleiner just looks like
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Breen, what have we said about roasting people alive?
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This is an important announcement on behalf of the Black Mesa team:
My Casserole has yet to be tampered with so there is a chance the perpetrator has given up or is taking a break.
Use this time to prepare defenses.
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As professionals, we find it important to give credit where credit is due.
Aperture Science's Quantum tunneling technology does seem very useful and the results of their rigorous, albeit dangerous, testing does yield postive results.
With that being said, SUCK MY H.E.V SUIT™ APERTURE!
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Black mesa 4 evar!!1!!
absolutely love the dichotomy of black mesa vs aperture science tbh
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Who the FU-
Big man Breen sent me to greet our military visitor... but who the FUCK is this guy??
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This is a public Black Mesa Announcement
Aperture stinks lol
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[Sorry babe, Only authorised personal get the drip]
Me and my buddy Eric just chillin' in the Black Mesa Research Facility™
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As a dedicated and loyal member of the Black Mesa Science team I thought I would take the time to inform you that one of the most important features of our Science team attire is our LONGD™ underwear.
It features our lord and saviour Gabe Newell on the box so it must be good!
It won't protect you from radiation but it'll definitely protect you from wetting yourself :)
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Good riddance
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I dream about this man constantly.
He's my buddy Eric
i made cursed images
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Black Mesa Research Facility merch wont keep you safe in hazardous environment conditions but will probably get you a high five from someone!
Hopefully...
redbubble is a site
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