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Ok since Ohio isnt funny anymore we should move counter clockwise to crown the next funny state.
Down in Michigan.
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Sorry I abandoned this blog kinda. I just felt like I wasn’t contributing anything and being in the wizardposting community made me kinda depressed because of that. Probably won’t post consistently or at all but yeah
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Spell of bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bi
Pst hey you, yes you. I need to tell you something.
I cast
Zone of truth!!!
You fool, you fell for my trap. Now tell me your most evil spell.
Bonus @s to steal more spells
@absurd-construct @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-gnomish-bastard @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-familiar @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @wizard-detective-apprentice @detectivewizzard @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomlsh-bastards-hat @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @blooper-malte @littlepawzbigheart @amethyst-aster
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Yep, but I prob won’t answer right away since I’m a bit busy
Hey anyone want to be introduced to my new oc? I haven't done anything with them yet
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…in a sense.
Hey, does time sometime feel upside down to you?
What do you mean?
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Hello.
Hey, does time sometime feel upside down to you?
What do you mean?
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I often give my patrons gifts. If any of their ancestors happen to have ties with gods, it’s likely my creation. But billions of years of experiences gives one a foggy memory.
Does anyone need a huge supply of either Sea water, Steam or Sea Salt?
I am currently investigating a Wardrobe that fills with water periodically and, well, its sea water.
If you open it it streams out. If i stand in front of it while its open it evaporates leaving salt behind.
Also if anyone knows who would have made such an object a few centuries ago, I'd take some pointers. The History of this thing is by far the most difficult to recollect...
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SPECIAL DELIVERY: Murky Waters
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WOAG
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*@f4y3w00d5 and I appear in your throne room*
@monsterfucker-research-wizard
Oh? Hello!!!
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Hmm…it may have been me.
Does anyone need a huge supply of either Sea water, Steam or Sea Salt?
I am currently investigating a Wardrobe that fills with water periodically and, well, its sea water.
If you open it it streams out. If i stand in front of it while its open it evaporates leaving salt behind.
Also if anyone knows who would have made such an object a few centuries ago, I'd take some pointers. The History of this thing is by far the most difficult to recollect...
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I mean uhh I love aquariums aquariums are so cool and not delicious
CAN A WIZARD STOP A FISH???
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no, but just because i love them!
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Mmmm aquariums
CAN A WIZARD STOP A FISH???
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no, but just because i love them!
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I’ll uh. Take those off your hands. For a friend.
CAN A WIZARD STOP A FISH???
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no, but just because i love them!
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Hey, here's an interesting question.
As I'm evil, there is no "Other" option because I know people will answer with "all sharks/all of the above" — and, well, I wanted to fit as many sharks as I could. Shark candidates gathered very scientifically (what I see most often on tumblr dot com webbed site). No answer is the "right" answer — except YOUR fave, of course — I'm just curious to see which shark will get the most votes! All sharks is good sharks :>
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@wizard-eater
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Bug lady
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Hm. Well, I will deal with her shortly. My cultists are off limits when it comes to any kind of harm. For now, rest.
(For a moment, Faye is enveloped in light. Nothing visibly seems to change, but she feels a little bit better)
*runs in holding @f4y3w00d5's body* HELP SHE ISNT GETTING UP
WHAT. GET HER TO MEDICAL.
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Where can I find this Aurelia? Trust me, they will be dealt with.
*runs in holding @f4y3w00d5's body* HELP SHE ISNT GETTING UP
WHAT. GET HER TO MEDICAL.
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