blotsburg

[blotsburg]

more kevin headcannons bc why not

tw/cw: mention of OCD, blood, and sex.

-loves being kissed. literally anywhere. back? yes pls. chest? obviously. neck? do i need to beg? arms? pls. legs? yes. feet? no what the hell. face? yes. head? duh.

-his love language is quality time fs. as long as he’s hanging out with you—he’s happy.

-he prefers prime numbers. why? we dont know.

-has bandaids on his fingers and hands that are usually hello kitty or something child-like because you patch him up.

-you offen buy matching gemstone bracelets. he always wears them unless he’s playing drums so he doesn’t break them. he has 6 of them so far, so he wears 3 on each hand. you did the same.

-he’s gotten good at pulling his puppy dog eyes at you, meaning it always works.

-bisexual but has no idea

-hunter hated you at first but now you two are platonic besties that gossip like crazy

-when a sex scene comes on he pretends he’s suddenly interested in the feeling of the couch or the way the carpet looks because they make him uncomfortable 😭

-switch. need i say more?

-sleeps with socks on (real)

-you sit in his lap usually but you love teasing him, especially in front of friends and you’re able to get him to sit on your lap.

-he draws a lot of his mental issues out on paper in a way that’s very abstract. most of them are about his undiagnosed OCD and how he sometimes feels trapped since he cant put what hes feeling into words. its especially harder because he doesnt know why he feels these things, so he assumes its normal. you asked him about it once and he shrugged and said that it was just a “relatable drawing.” you were a concerned because it did not seem very relatable but instead quite dark. the drawing was a picture of a sidewalk drawn in graphite, he drew the lines in the sidewalk as holes in the ground that had knives coming out of them. he had a shoe that avoided it but had black liquid coming out from the bottom of it that was clearly meant to be depicted as blood. the shoe had a fish-like net around it that was attached to the part of the leg you could see. numbers were written all over the curb, “12345” that was repeated until it convered the entire curb. you only recognized that because he often repeated the numbers quite randomly.

#kevin schlieb #jacob barber #jaeden martell #bill denbrough #metal lords #hunter sylvester #jaeden lieberher

[blotsburg]

hi, i’m miles. i make headcannons n fanfics n stuff.

my fandoms

-metal lords

-defending jacob

-the lodge

-It(2017) (i wont write fanfics, it’s just a comfort movie. + i love talking about theories n headcannons)

(ik im very boring)

-feel free to request :)

#kevin schlieb #metal lords #jacob barber #defending jacob #aiden hall #the lodge #jaeden martell #jaeden lieberher

[blotsburg]

kevin schlieb headcannons bc im obsessed with him and there arent very many posts about him

-total softie

-very awkward and nervous but forehead kisses calm him down

-total mama’s boy but pretends he doesnt love her as much as he really does (100% drew her pictures all the time in elementary school)

-gets so focused on his drumming that he sometimes bleeds and his hands are numb from the drumsticks hitting the drum

-would listen to ‘tears over beers’ on repeat when thinking about how he was too scared to confess to you

-is insecure about his smile so he tries to smile very slightly without teeth bc some kid in 5th grade said his smile was crooked

-he has OCD and often does things such as turning the lights on and off repeatedly or constantly making sure he doesnt step on cracks on the ground. his parents assumed it was thing he liked doing that he just never grew out of when in reality hes does it in order to “save his loved ones.” he also unpauses and pauses videos as well as always playing a specific song first on the drums before playing any other one.

-one time when you, hunter, kevin, and emily were eating dinner at your house, you had a very colorful tablecloth. it had a bunch of random items that were all types of colors. instead of eating, kevin was just touching them all in rainbow order. you all saw it out the corner of your eye so you three looked over and saw him randomly tapping the items on the tablecloth. you, hunter, and emily all shared a very confused look. you asked kevin what he was doing and he just shrugged and said, “i just have to.” he figured it would be hard to explain. you just nodded and continued to eat. you often find yourself why he did that but kevin denies that it even happened.

-he likes being held

-he sleeps with his legs tucked in and all curled up

-loves it when you scratch his scalp lightly and play with is hair. he cannot get enough of it. always hopes that you’ll do it when cuddling.

-always falls asleep before midnight

-cant say ‘i love you’ to anybody. not his mom, dad, little brother, or you. the reason is because he’s scared he’ll give someone his all and they’ll be ripped away from him or leave him. you constantly remind him that you love him, being okay with the fact that you know he won’t say it back.

-hes a thigh guy. thigh boy. thigh man. loves thighs. we don’t know to this day why, but he just does. when sitting next to you in the car or on a bus, you bet his hand will be on your thigh. he loves being in between your thighs, his neck on your lower stomach. definitely your go-to cuddle position + he gets head scratches

-total geography nerd

-thinks baby yoda is unbearably hideous and you always have playful arguments about it

#kevin schlieb #metal lords #hunter sylvester #jaeden martell #jaeden lieberher #bill denbrough #jacob barber