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@damnedrainbows @hells-musing-along

People kept commenting that my yawning Alastor had cursed cat energy. So I shat this out...

What if Cursed Cat Alastor yawned...

#;; shits and giggles #cursed cat alastor

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@waywardsculs

#;; shits and giggles

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Gabriel being the least serious angel in Heaven, so he invents a massive slingshot to "help" the little angels learn how to fly as they're growing up. It's more of a fun activity to make the kids laugh, but then they actually learn how to fly using the slingshot, so now the Council has to let it stay and be an option.

#headcanon;;

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Gabriel blew his kazoo and then pointed at Sera. "That one!"

Yes, he's a snitch. Yes, he knows he's gonna get a treat for it. What is Sera gonna do, pout?

" So ...

W̸̟͉͗͝ĥ̵̞̈́̀o̵̘͌̏̃ ̷̡̤̹̍̉t̴͖͍̥͋͊h̷̛̙̼́͝e̶̺̳̩͑ ̵͙͈͚͋͗͘ ̵̳̐f̷͎͆u̷̬̱̓c̶̼̎͌̇ḱ̶̦̐ ̴͔͛̎ ̷͎̽̊̋a̶̡̤̲̐̑̋ŭ̴͙̺͓t̶̠͖̭͗̆h̵̹͚̬͛ơ̶͓̤̝̇̄r̵͍͕͗̐̿i̸̛͔̻̙z̸̹̫̊ȅ̸̢͍͑̕ͅd̸͈̒ ̷̧͐͠w̵͖̉͐h̵̞͍̆ȁ̶͍̄͝ẗ̷̲͔̼́́ ̸̺̚͠h̵̩͂͛͋à̸̖̎p̶̳͚͆ͅp̴̥̔́͝è̸͖̤͊n̷͕̬͋̕ê̵̪̳̿ͅd̶̖͂̔̿ ̷̯̈́̀͊t̶͕̠̦͒͛o̷͉̤̕͝ ̶̰͉̕m̷̨̻̖̔̍͝ỹ̶̖͒ ̶̙͝ͅl̶̤̆͛i̵̛̖͈̣̇t̶̮̅͐̃ṭ̷̛̔̉ḷ̸̾̽͝ḛ̷͔͛ ̴̭̲͗s̶̻̺̯̈̾͘t̵̥̂ä̶͕̚ŗ̴̤͍͗͊̐ ̶̼͉̿̃̂?̶͙̭̍͝ "

#waywardsculs

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"Charlie," Gabriel amended, chuckling. "Of course. I owe you so many birthday gifts!"

She was young, in the grand scheme of things, and she was only a few inches shorter than he was. But despite the height and the nose, she was Lucifer's spitting image, and Gabriel couldn't help the small wave of nostalgia rushing through him. Lucifer must be so proud of her.

Her question had him snapping his fingers, giving her finger guns and winking at her. "Sure did! So, sitch is, Charlie, that the Archangels -- such as moi -- were not told about the Exterminations! Because Sera knew she'd get her ass kicked for them. Well guess what! Your snaky friend ended up in Heaven, and the whole thing kind of..." He made an explosion noise with his mouth, miming his mind being blown. "You know?"

He sucked his teeth with some irritation, before beaming at her. "So when we demanded an explanation, the whole thing came spillin' out, and that's how we found out about you! Baby Luci had a baby! And I haven't seen Luci in millennia so, you know, two birds with one stone! I get to tell y'all that the Exterminations are over and done with, and I get to meet you, and see my little brother again!"

And then he completed his explanation with jazz hands. "Everyone wins, yay!"

❧ Unprompted / Discussed Asks ( Or from A Meme Pom Can't Find ) ☙

➤ @blxwyourhxrn asked: "So you're Charlotte!" Gabriel breezes right into the Hotel, pushing his sunglasses up as he grins, revealing his golden canines and star shaped cheek marks. "Wow, kid, look at you! Thank my dad you got your mother's height, huh? It's nice to finally meet you! I'm Gabriel, Lucifer's cooler older brother. I did not know you existed until recently!"

  ❝Oh!❞ The heiress gasped as her... uncle... strutted through her hotel's doors. Yep, he was absolutely her dad's brother, and it showed, ❝Um... I prefer Charlie,❞ she mutters as her arms cross over her chest, hands gripping their opposite arms as her shoulders shrugged. This had to be the most nerve wracking family meeting literally ever.

  ❝It's so nice to meet you?❞ Dad never really mentioned his other family members to her, so this was... something, for sure. Not unwelcome, by any means! She loved meeting family! ...But she could really see her dad in him. The cooler older brother, huh? ❝You... uh... just found out about me recently, you said?❞ So... did her dad mention her? Emily, maybe?

#pompedia #ic;; #his first concern is how many presents he owes her iahfugbjk #'how old are you? i gotta tally it all up'

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"Gabriel, Messenger of God, at your service~" He grins, flashing his golden canines, before he covers her hand with both of his hands. "Girlfriend, eh? Tell me little lady, how did my geeky little brother get someone as pretty as you?"

"You look... so much like my Lucifer." -Crevari

"An unfortunate family resemblance, I assure you!" Gabriel laughs, tugging off his sunglasses before taking Crevari's hand and brushing a kiss to her fingers. "And who might this lovely vision be? I'm so behind, I don't know any of Luci's friends! Or more." He winks.

#fiveeyedpeacock

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"You look... so much like my Lucifer." -Crevari

"An unfortunate family resemblance, I assure you!" Gabriel laughs, tugging off his sunglasses before taking Crevari's hand and brushing a kiss to her fingers. "And who might this lovely vision be? I'm so behind, I don't know any of Luci's friends! Or more." He winks.

#answered;; #fiveeyedpeacock

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Gabriel, Blow Your Horn--!

ind. archangel gabriel for hazbin hotel headcanon based sideblog to heliacalxrising

#self promo #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel roleplay #hazbin hotel promo #roleplay promo

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𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

“I never noticed your eyes were this [colour].”

“Your heartbeat’s really loud.”

“You asleep?”

“I like this, being so close to you.”

“Your hair keeps falling into your eyes, do you know that? Here, lemme just—”

“You’re so, so, so pretty.”

“I just — I’m breathless, okay? Whenever I’m with you, it happens.”

“You make my heart beat so quick.”

“You always know how to make me smile.”

“You’ll always be safe with me.”

[Kisses the other on the cheek]

“Always.”

“I can’t imagine being anywhere but here with you.”

“All my choices lead me to you.”

“I’ll never give you up.”

“I sleep better if you’re around.”

“You snore in your sleep. But… it’s adorable, okay?”

“I like this. A quiet breakfast with you.”

“There’re billions of people on this planet, and I love you. How incredible is that?”

“I trust you.”

[Holds the other’s hand when they think the other won’t notice]

“You keep staring at me instead of watching the film. What’s up?”

“Let’s push all of these stuff away. I wanna dance here right now with you.”

“Are we really doing this? Are we really slow-dancing?”

“When you laugh like that, it just — you’re so beautiful, you know that?”

“No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s — pretty.”

“You haven’t laughed in a long time, and I guess I was staring ‘cause I forgot how that looked like.”

[Puts head on the other’s shoulder]

“I will never let you go.”

“You’re the best thing to have ever happened to me.”

“You wrote me a song?”

“You’ve got a fever. Of course I’m not going anywhere.”

[Suddenly feels around the bed to search for the other’s hand / body when they’re sleeping]

[Extends a hand when they see the other was searching for it while they’re sleeping]

“I just feel calmer. When I’m with you.”

“You’re not in bed. I came looking for you.”

“What are you doing up? Come to bed.”

“It’s weird. I never thought I could feel like this, but you showed up. Now, it’s like I don’t wanna go on knowing I might lose the feeling.”

“I don’t mind sharing the blankets with you.”

“You’re cold. Come here.”

“You always do that. You always warm me up.”

“Stay.”

“It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.”

[Hugs for a very long time]

[Puts feet on the other’s lap]

“I’m so proud of you, you know that?”

“I love you.”

#x memes

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𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"I beg your fucking pardon?"

"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."

"Actually all of my systems are nervous."

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."

"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."

"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."

"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."

"With all due respect, which is none."

"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."

#x memes

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HURT / COMFORT : STARTERS

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings for when your muse needs a little TLC. change & alter as needed.

THE HURT:

“Nah, it’s not that bad. I’ve had worse.”

“I don’t think I can walk that far… or at all.”

“I’m fine. I don’t need your help.”

“Will you stay with me? Just until I fall asleep?”

“I’m sorry, I’m just—I’m just really tired.”

“I don’t need a break. I’m okay.”

“It was my fault. It was all my fault.”

“I think I need help.”

“So, I don’t think I’m dying, or anything, and it’s probably not that serious, but… I’m kinda bleeding. A lot.”

“Is the room spinning right now, or is that just me?”

“No, I’m okay, I just… I hit my head. Really hard. I’ll be okay, just give me a second.”

“I’m not sick! I’m fine!”

“No, I don’t think any of my bones are broken, or anything like that. Just bad bruises.”

“Yeah, but you should see the other guy.”

“I’m fine. This just happens sometimes. It’s normal for me.”

“I’ve got a headache.”

“Seriously, though, I’m fine! Stop making such a big deal out of it!”

“I’ve been taking care of myself for a long time. I don’t need your help, and I definitely don’t need your pity. Fuck off.”

“Please tell me I don’t look as bad as I feel.”

“I think I’m running a fever.”

“So, what’s the prognosis, Doc? Am I gonna live?”

“Stop fussing over me! I’m not a baby!”

“Can I stay with you tonight? I just… really don’t want to be alone right now.”

“No, I-I’m okay. It was just a nightmare. Go back to sleep.”

“I… can’t actually remember the last time I had something to eat.”

“You shouldn’t be here. You’ll get sick, too.”

THE COMFORT:

“Honey, have you been crying? What is it? What’s wrong?”

“I think you’d better take a break.”

“It’s not your fault, sweetheart. You did everything you could.”

“You don’t have to go through this alone. I’m right here for you if you’ll just let me in.”

“There’s nothing wrong with you. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. Don’t ever let yourself believe that there is.”

“You really don’t realize just how many people love you, do you?”

“If you’re not going to take care of yourself, at least let me do it for you!”

“I’m sorry. I know it hurts.”

“You’re not alone, baby. You never have been.”

“Let’s get you some food.”

“You’re dead on your feet, poor thing. Come on, you need some sleep.”

“Stay where you are. I’m coming to get you.”

“Tell me where it hurts.”

“How many times have I told you to be more careful?!”

“It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m right here, okay? I’m not gonna leave you. I’m never gonna leave you.”

“Oh, honey, you’re safe now. I promise. I’m not going to let anything happen to you.”

“Go ahead and take a shower. I’ll fix you something to eat.”

“What happened to you, baby?”

“I’ll kill that bastard. I’ll kill him for what he did to you.”

“You look like shit, man.”

“Whoa, whoa, take it easy! You got pretty banged up back there, and you don’t want to go making yourself worse.”

“I’m not trying to baby you. It’s called taking care of my friends.”

“Sweetheart, you’re burning up! Why didn’t you say anything? Why didn’t you tell anyone you were sick?”

#x memes

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&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

#x memes

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starter call 2.0   feel free to combine prompts !

for  a  happy  starter .

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for  a  soft  starter .

for  a  silly  starter .

for  an  angsty  starter .

for  a  violent  starter .

for  a  romantic  starter .

for  a  sexual  starter .

for  a  comforting  starter .

for  a  threatening  starter .

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for  an  action / adventure  starter .

for  a  flirtatious  starter .

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for  a  hostile  starter .

for  an  envious  starter .

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for  a  celebratory  starter .

for  a  reunion  starter .

for  a  lazy  starter .

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for  a  domestic  starter .

for  an  intimate  starter .

for  a  weather - based  starter .

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for  a  professional  starter .

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for  a  cooperative  starter .

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for  an  affectionate  starter .

for  a  cozy  starter .

#x memes

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You ever see that guy on tiktok? The "Italian Guy Flirts With You" guy?

That's Gabriel

#headcanon;;

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Added Info

Like most of the Archangels, Gabriel is taller than Lucifer, standing at about 6'8"

His canines are golden

He has long nails that are painted black, but sometimes he will change their colors

He's a flirt.

His wings are a soft pastel yellow, with darker golden primaries.

#headcanon;;

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Whoops

....Should I...or should I not...make a Hazbin!Gabriel.... Another goofy goober archangel...

#self promo

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Rules

Short Info

Gabriel is one of the Archangels of Heaven, the Messenger of God, and Protector of Children. He is older than Lucifer, but much younger than Michael, and is often the more laid back among the entire group, preferring to kick his feet up and play his music than really get involved with politics. While he has a strong resemblance to Lucifer, as all of the Archangels look a lot like each other, Gabriel has long dark red hair and his cheek marks are little golden stars; he prefers his leather jacket and drawn on jeans than any suit or robe that the other Angels wear.

When the Earth was new, the dinosaurs were Gabriel's idea, and they went badly. Unbothered by the Elder Angels' dismissal of the creatures, Gabriel was present when the First Man, Adam, was Created from stardust and Earthen clay. He was one of the angels who was supposed to watch over the Garden, but often lapsed in his attentions during his shift, which allowed Lucifer to sneak into the Garden, first to befriend Adam, and then fall in love with Adam's first wife, Lilith.

Since he himself is a free thinker, Gabriel did not blame Lucifer for falling in love, but he did scold his brother for being so reckless. Things ended up exploding after Adam was given a new Wife, named Eve; Lucifer had stolen a Fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, and had gifted it to Eve, accidentally unleashing Evil onto Earth. He was at the Trial where Lucifer was condemned for his actions and thrown from Heaven with Lilith jumping after him, and Gabriel has not seen or heard from Lucifer since.

Unlike most of the angels, Gabriel retains a party boy kind of attitude. He frequently complains of being bored, and he likes to sneak to Earth to scare the humans for fun. "Be Not Afraid", no, be afraid. Be very afraid. Maybe pee yourself a little? He thinks it's hysterical. He carries a double sided axe as a weapon, but rarely uses it, preferring to keep his Trumpet on hand, which he's turned into a kazoo in order to blow when he's feeling bored around Heaven.

Due to the Archangels having an intense bond, the Angelic Council run by Sera keeps the Archangels in the dark considering Lucifer and his movements in Hell. As a result, Gabriel does not know about the Exterminations, nor does he know about Charlie; the only time he becomes aware of it all is when Sir Pentious is redeemed and sent straight to the top of Heaven, bypassing Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Gabriel is so irate that he knows next to nothing about Lucifer and what's happening that he schemes to take Sera's place in the Council, or he's flying to Hell his damned self.

#about #pinned #headcanon;;