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shhh! if we're very quiet she might not notice us-

oh fuck

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the new thorns skin. my god

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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

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i feel like we're all glossing over this a bit too much. this is also the funniest collab ever

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this too shall pass

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Wait a minute

Scully you’re not gonna believe this

#arknights #arknights spoilers #CN Server spoilers

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jessica arknights could solve the light yagami case and i am so serious

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THREE NEW CO-OP GAME MODES (called the Rhodes Island Icebreaker Games) ARE COMING

FINALLY I THOUGHT THEY GAVE UP ON CO-OP AK LETS GOOOOOO

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This image has ruined my life

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It's Chongyue first day at office and he sees a new face to whom he can tell all his stories rip Mlynar ears

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Well Helldivers. Lets get to work. This toppy ain't gonna sloppy itself!

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TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.

via ift.tt

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i think a lot about how people within the arknights world think about things like horns, ears, and tails as body parts.

we know beeswax's whole thing where she has model-beautiful horns and a bunch of horn care products and gives other operators horn care tips.

it's treated like hair, right? like she has a hair care hobby? and good for her and all that.

right? right.

okay, but tails.

the thick tail/thin tail factions in acahualla are in the same vein as people talking about what kind of butt is best, right? people talk about tails like they talk about someone's thighs or butt?

right? we agree on that?

so tomimi's prodigious tail would be seen by people on terra as like. equivalent to her having a ludicrously big ass? yes? like that's what we're supposed to take home from her up-from-behind E2 art?

do you think people on the landship talk about her with the same kind of hushed awe as, say, utage?

"i swear to god it's true, there's a 4'7" archosaurian girl who's no less than 50% tail walking around rhodes island, you've gotta believe me" is a phrase that has definitely been spoken by at least one short-term oripathy patient upon returning to their community, right? like we can agree on this?

imagine with me if u will. a hobby artist on Rhodes Island--perhaps, for example, known terminally online loser and partially closeted 2chan poster kirara--on her tablet designing a ditzy, clumsy OC who, oops! just can't stop knocking things over with her big, fat tail! and then posting it to her pixiv account, getting clowned on by people on the intercity net for drawing exaggerated unrealistic female bodies, and making a bunch of vagueposts on twitter about how riajuu can't appreciate an otaku's understanding of true beauty, only to step outside her room for the first time that week so she can go to medical for a routine oripathy checkup where she witnesses doctor gavial's goth yandere shortstack childhood friend knock a bunch of expensive equipment off a table and get spanked repeatedly on her IRL hyper tail, and then she immediately starts crying tears of blood.

#arknights

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so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings

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two sheep. standing still

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Happy birthday, Saria!

#arknights #CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO RB THIS UNFORGIVABLE I AM SORRY