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'Always an angel, never a god.' -

Princess Luna my belovedddd. 'Not Strong Enough' is VERY Celestia/Luna coded you can't convince me otherwise. + enjoy some cute extra LunaxTempest art dump to soothe from the Luna angst. I would loveee to info dump my headcanons for Luna but its 5 am rn and I cant type any furtherehf

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Watching stampede at first, I didn't realize you could see MORE of vash's plant markings on his body, it's so hard to see, but I turned up the contrast to show them off more... theyre SO pretty...

It's so interesting to see the actual placement, could make for a good reference for artists! I know I definitely want to make my own now

#THANK YOU ACTUALLY??? THIS IS SO HELPFUL #vash the stampede #trigun #tristamp #trigun stampede #the plant markings are honestly my favorite part of stampede's designs fr fr #tho vash and naï as a whole are close seconds

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- walks in

-puts up sign that reads "Newts' Bimonthly "This song is so them-coded" song is currently:

And the character(s) are:

Vash the Stampede

and Millons Knives.

Thank you."

-crab skitters out

#trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #millions knives #knives millions #Youtube

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“That’s why high school, or a crappy job, or any other restrictive circumstance can be dangerous: They make dreams too painful to bear. To avoid longing, we hunker down, wait, and resolve to just survive. Great art becomes a reminder of the art you want to be making, and of the gigantic world outside of your small, seemingly inescapable one. We hide from great things because they inspire us, and in this state, inspiration hurts.”

— One of the best articles I’ve ever read. Rookie Mag. By Spencer Tweedy. (via wildyork)

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I cant do this anymore

#I'm actually fucking crying WHAT

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knives with long hair is my fave knives

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🐟🐡🦈🐠🦐🪼🦞🦀🐳🐋🐬🦭

MARINE BIOLOGY BLAST

#gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle * #*underwater to landblubber translation: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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#wow i was preparing for a long one where the joke was there was no dick joke #goddamn

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top 10 hannibal quotes:

1. she weaponised her uterus (what the fuck mason)

2. in the pantry

3. i’m not interested in a pissing contest with you dr lecter

4. i am b e d r o c k

5. i said it was mild 💅

6. “what do you consider him?” “dead”

7. is your social worker in that horse?

8. no pajama party for you mr graham

9. feeling paternal will

10. he helped us milk you (what the fuck is wrong with this family)

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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

#heheheheh #( ￣▽￣) #heheheheheheh

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING