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no one:

my university: we support our students’ right to peaceful protest! human rights are soooo important to us xoxo! but remember! if you disrupt or block anything. or set up any kind of encampment, we’re going to have you arrested! heart emoji

#oh fun fact they briefly considered evicting all of us... like the entire student body

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no one:

my university: we support our students’ right to peaceful protest! human rights are soooo important to us xoxo! but remember! if you disrupt or block anything. or set up any kind of encampment, we’re going to have you arrested! heart emoji

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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Snake kisses (snisses)

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Ohhhhh my god u found out somebody has a physically impossible fetish? should we tell everyone? Should we write a callout post?should we invite sigmund freud

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I know it's not the worst thing about capitalism. But I do think there's something really *bad* about the fact that between lack of leisure time, lack of disposable income, and "hustle culture" mindset that for many, many, many people the primary/only way they are able to express their creativity and artistic aesthetics is through consumer culture. Buying stuff and displaying that stuff.

When like...making stuff. Drawing, painting, weaving, crafting, sketching is like, baked deep deep into our bones as humans.

But I know so many adults who haven't like...drawn a picture since they were children.

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Just stumbled upon this homophobic ad from a Christian Church on Facebook and the way it unintentionally slayed—

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oh my god there are so many books to read and instruments to learn and languages to speak and poems to write and oranges to eat and ideologies to study and songs to sing and films to watch and people to kiss and

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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#this is cool on so many levels and took an expected fandom turn #but can we please return to the idea #that my plant babies can talk??? #I knew they had a fairly rudimentary ability to see #but like #device that translates plant clicks into audible hearing range when?

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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

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RESPECT ALL ASPEC IDENTITIES EVEN IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEM

Get this message onto everyone’s dash rn

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can't believe that in 1990 neil gaiman and terry pratchett had the foresight of naming aziraphale 'Aziraphale' just because it rolls particularly nicely off david tennant's tongue specifically