I hope the way I push my glasses up every 5 minutes still makes me fuckable.
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In the club humbled by the totality of my ignorance
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I have a thing I like to do called “badposting”
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damn is that a C tuned harmonica in your pocket or is ypur penis just playing a really loud and grating dylanesque solo
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the real tortured poets are the fucking monkees. do you know what they went through? do you understand?
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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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i hate when family comes over and theyre like how’s the job going. how’s the education going. and i’m just like don’t talk to me unless it’s about the Show i just watched
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odo is the gay stepdad in this movie
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can't believe jonathan bailey is going to be in heartstopper s3. somebody get him out of there
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found the lost language of cranes on my bootleg site #winning
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who the hell are the "monkees" "oasis" "beetles" everyones into bands these days
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Me opening my grade book: Grades?
Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,
Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)
[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]
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men can't be "just friends" with each other. ur either gay or u hate each other. and if u hate each other that's also gay
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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