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ann from bunny lake is missing and susan from sweet smell of success would have so much to talk about

#bunny lake is missing #sweet smell of success

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#fucking brutal #bunny lake is missing

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Adore the Lakes, they’ll say the most insane thing you’ve ever heard in your life and just move on.

#bunny lake is missing

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a fun fact about my lore is that for a lot of my childhood i was afraid of eggs because my older brothers were watching a documentary they said was about people who died from eggs but, in fact, it was actually a documentary about aids

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people need to realize that clear and explicit death threats are the one thing you can’t weasel out of…you can get away with a lot of implication and metaphor but as soon as you say “i’m gonna murder…” with your name and face attached, you’re basically cooked, no matter how noble your cause is. i don’t know if it’s because the internet has cheapened death threats, or because it has incentivized competitively hyperbolic language but like…yeah…if you literally say you are going to kill someone, you’re gonna have a bad time

#if you want to invoke the power of death say you will lay down your life for whoever #whether or not you actually would doesn’t matter #just like whether or not you would actually kill someone doesn’t matter #do whatever #just be somewhat savvy about it

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people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

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The Father:

The Son:

The Holy Ghost:

#cats musical

[bpdjennamaroney]

i don’t like the phrase “your feelings are valid” and instead propose to replace it with “your feelings are real”

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my favorite theater reaction was the second time i saw merrily when frank said “i just met the girl i oughtta marry” and the audience…gasped and murmured…instead of laughing…they truly got it…

#merrily we roll along

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btw if you’re going to a movie or a show in a theater and you’re gonna be on your phone the whole time, you have no reason to be there and it’s better for everyone, including you, to stay home or go somewhere else

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#smile musical

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Has anyone watched Supernatural and seen the new musical Teeth because I have a very cursed niche thought

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growing up means realizing that the one flew over the cuckoo’s nest character you’re most like isn’t mcmurphy, it’s the gay guy with the fluttery hands

#one flew over the cuckoo's nest

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i should have gotten tickets to the follies concert…

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new noah baumbach movie just dropped

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handsomest dog in the world???

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milk and orange juice. the two healthy family breakfast drinks. to combine them would be the most natural thing in the world. but they are at war

#orange julep