died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
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do drugs jack off kill yourself then wake up in the morning and have a cup of cawfie n eat some cigarettes
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my father's death is bookended by two genuine efforts to find a life and a partner and making it work, both failures and all three leave my happiness under the thumb of a man. I need to change my perspective.
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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?
god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath
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I've been waiting up past my bedtime, I've been leaving the light on. I've been burning the candle at both ends. I've been incinerating like a house fire. I've been chucking my past life out a window as I drive past places that remind me of you but you're nowhere to be found. I keep missing you.
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if someone asked what my life was like I wouldn't know what to say, and I dont like that. if I was asked, which I hope I am, I'd like to be able to show off all the holes where love has pierced me, wherein I'm a big balloon full of hot air rising into the sky, and love keeps bringing me back down
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MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts
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we really do have destiel forever
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I’m sorry but I have to say it. “You didn’t measure up in any measure of a man” has got to be a classy way of telling the world that whatever man it’s about has a small dick
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she will be famous forever
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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
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what are you even supposed to do when youre angry. cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now
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You’re a random nobody
Me to a newborn baby
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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life
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aren't you a bit old to be thirst posting like this tho?? 🤧
catch me thirst posting on my deathbed the grind never stops
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