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hey guys i won't be talkin or bloggin much, see my pinned post

#bt talks

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here he is, the dude who is gonna lose (don't worry, he allowed me to do this, it isn't breaking the treaty)

Js installed tumblr, feelin cool

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THE BLOG POST

this post includes stuff like: what vibes to expect from here, dni list and more in the future

TAGGING

text posts: BT talks

thats it for now

THE VIBES

this blog is the place you come tp if you want random assorted memes which i may or may not have stolen from other people, ramblings of a brazilian guy, etc, treat this blog like a hidden society of incredibly advanced ants (for ants), you may tell ypur friends, mutuals and family, but let strangers discover this blog for themselves

DNI list

MAPs

Zoophiles

People who start random political discourse*

General bigots

(which includes but is not limited to: racists, terfs, homophobes and transphobes)

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alright guys, so i have started a bet with my friend, the bet was simple

if he endured tumblr for a month and i didn't endure tik tok for a month, he will not recieve any insults from me about him using tik tok, if he doesn't however, he gets to stay here and have to make a homestuck discord account

however, if i endure tik tok, same shit happens, just a different side of the coin, a much, much lighter side of the coin, which breaks the laws of physics, "tumblr user" won't be an insult that he uses on me anymore and i get to be free forever from that heckapp

and i don't get to use this hellsite, and he doesn't use the heckapp, that for at least the end of this month, at most to the 22nd morning of may, so for that whole period, i shall be a dead man to this site, i ak sorry, but i shall make my leave. for a while of course, my soul is still bound to this blog

#bt talks #personal stuff

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Hello guys i have good news and bad news.

The good news that I'm finally in Egypt now with my youngest brother and the bad news is my mother and my other brother with his wife still in Rafah waiting to evacute to Egypt.

I feel so sad and depressed for leaving them i should stayed and get out together.

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There was an unreleased Lego movie game where there was a (quasi) civil war and Hatsune Miku was a Lego mini figure and playable character complete with voice lines and songs.

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Do you think God stays in heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what I personally have created?

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This is the only real tall girl in anime

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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I'm like the anti Mao Zedong, I fucking love sparrows, they are just such a cool bird

[brazilianturtle]

I'm like the anti Mao Zedong, I fucking love sparrows, they are just such a cool bird

[brazilianturtle]

I'm like the anti Mao Zedong, I fucking love sparrows, they are just such a cool bird

[brazilianturtle]

I'm like the anti Mao Zedong, I fucking love sparrows, they are just such a cool bird