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I just had a multi-day fight with a sexist man on Instagram. He forfeit saying “this has gone way off the rails” because I invalidated his points with simple google searches. I have won

#a slay #men (derogatory)

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“Too sweet” by hozier analyzing time (or whatever that song is supposed to be called)

I’ve seen a ton of people on tiktok jumping in the bandwagon of either it being a rejection piece or someone who doesn’t want to corrupt the person they love, believing themselves to not be good enough for them.

I, however have taken a different view of this.

This is a man who is young and in love, a man who got engaged wayyy too fast and has started to get cold feet, has started to realize that he’s not ready for marriage. All the while his fiancé is over the moon, planning everything down to its last detail and hasn’t noticed his apprehension yet.

Or, a man who’s significant other is desperate to be engaged and he is not quite there yet.

#hozier #that new song everybody is talking about #because I don’t really agree with any other analysis #pov: English major thinks of ‘totally new. never thought before thing’ #(someone else definitely already thought of this)

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I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking

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so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

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Alfred: If you see Master Bruce, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Alfred: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Tim: Oh, and Alfred said to give you a message.

Tim: *makes a neutral face*

Bruce: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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he's barbie he's just ken

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"That's all from Talia," Bruce says about a characteristic Damian absolutely, 100% inherited from him.

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Bruce tries reprimanding Jason outside of the mask but doesn’t realize Jason is holding in a laugh every time he does. He was not amused when he saw Jason’s face change.

jason wears his helmet so much and is constantly making faces behind it and becomes really easy to read but its fine cause he has his helmet but he always seems to forget that he's not wearing it and gets caught making horrendous faces.

Like imagine at a gala Dicks getting interviewed by the press and theyre all like wow ur such a heartthrob omg and jasons just standing behind looking disgusted while Dicks trying not to laugh at him

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Jason just got back from being a model at a really shitty fashion show

Every once in a while I just remember that Batman Ninja is a thing that exists

and Red Hood is

Just wanted to force some other people to look at that. As you were.

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"Baby Dick going to Bruce after a nightmare" this and "Red Hood breaking into Bruce's window when he's lonely" that WHERE is my fic about full grown 43 year old Bruce walking around in daze at 3am and finding himself in front of Alfred's room that's still in the servant quarters because Alfred never had the heart to move from the one Thomas decorated for him before he died and Bruce not remembering how he got there but waking up tucked into stiff starched sheets and a pistol under the pillow and hearing an assortment of children yelling in the kitchen about starting a search party and Alfred saying they can try but they'll never ever guess where he is

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she has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in alcoholic captains of doomed arctic expeditions

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THE CHATLOG 😭😭😭😭

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

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♡ Your daily dose of cat memes ᓚᘏᗢ ♡

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Best part about it? They all still do this well into their adult lives.

Dick will 100% still do it out in public because he believes it will annoy/embarrass Bruce, but Bruce still sees it as a positive thing. (“Omg he’s still hiding in my coat 🥹”)

Normal Batfamily Au

Instead of Batman's Cape that holds all his children. Bruce Wayne is known for wearing really long coats where there are multiple pictures of his kids hiding in it

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*Jason, Dick, Tim and Damian peeking out the window*

Bruce: What are you doing?

Dick: TVs broke, so we’re watching a couple break up across the street.

Bruce:

Bruce: I’ll get some popcorn.

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I HAVE NOTHING TO DO TODAY <33333 I CAN SLEEP FOR ALL ETERNITY 🥰🥰🥰

I just stayed up all night for absolutely no reason. I was just like “I don’t feel like sleeping” at 3 am and now my alarm goes off in 30 minutes 💀

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I just stayed up all night for absolutely no reason. I was just like “I don’t feel like sleeping” at 3 am and now my alarm goes off in 30 minutes 💀

#why do i do this to myself