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dirk shows up at dave’s house and lets him self in before dave says anything he sits down on the couch opening his laptop. hes like okay i figured it out. he pulls up a multi page doc about the “arg” dave has on his ig meme account detailing every linkable reference and gps tracked location he was posting from and at the end of the 30 min presentation hes like but thats just my guess. was i close? and dave is like get out of my house.

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i love it. you really live this way?

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A poem

Some days I feel like Beowulf Some days I feel like Grendel Some days I have pea soup for lunch And think of Gregor Mendel

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

source

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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equal and opposite reactions to watching saw for the first time

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[ANNA HARLEY, PONY PAL]

#YO #homestuck

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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

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y'know those rare montage scenes where they're smiling and laughing with each other. this is a quick sketch about that . audghahhhhhhhhh

#crying just a bit #tnaqand grish

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no, actually, trying to position your disgust/annoyance with "stereotypical" trans women as political righteousness doesnt make me want to abandon them it makes me suspicious of you

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Giancarlo Esposito and Satchmo

#love him