[NORMAL VOICE] i have to eat a meal because otherwise my blood will taste. so bad. to vampire
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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
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the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up
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They need to invent a guy dead on the floor emoji
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I know everything im playing dumb
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her
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I really like this piece upside down for some reason
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3 core beliefs of be kind be weird eat berries
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goth Ada...auh
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My piece for the new volume of the ‘One Piece Art Collab vol.2’
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bro i lowkey feel like ive known u for a thousand lifetimes
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working vs having free time
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