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[bsgjax]

Ugly people suck, obviously!

And what exactly brings you to that conclusion?

#oH WoW HI bb!!!!!! #c #chayden #did u delete aura

[bsgjax]

Believe me, I'm completely serious too. I'll be 'round in five, yeah?

Please? I’m completely 100% serious about this.

#are u serious.................... #thats sosc ary im so sorry oh my god :((((((((((((( #c #cavery

[bsgjax]

Well, you know I'd love to give you a massage. And a bath.

I need a massage or a bubble bath to get my mind in a better place.

#whats goiNG on :((((((( #c #cavery

[bsgjax]

Forget your fridge, love. I can give you something even better to eat - something that isn't in your fridge, anyway.

A little bit hungry… Why doesn’t my fridge have anything good to eat?

#c #calena

[bsgjax]

Well what? Don't just leave me hangin', babe, I'm dying to know how this ends.

Well..

#c #camelie

[bsgjax]

An ugly one, probably.

What kind of teacher gives homework on spring break?

#hi!!!!! #im leena :~~)))) #c #chayden

[bsgjax]

I thought I was the cutest babe you've ever seen.

I’ve been up since like, six this morning babysitting. Now the cutest baby I’ve ever seen is gone and I have nothing to do. Someone come entertain me. 

#c #cpiper

[bsgjax]

Oh, you do? Well, then c'mon and show me what you got!

Cause I wanna tussle with your punk butt.

#aw ilY :'))))) #c #cpiper

[bsgjax]

Was it at the gym? Two sweaty girls in their sports bras smushed up against each other on the floor - I think that's pretty damn hot.

It was more painful than hot. Considering she was flying off the treadmill.

#c #cingrid

[bsgjax]

She just walked away and I laughed for, like, five hours.

How exactly did she react when you said so?

#ily how r u??? #c #ccara

[bsgjax]

You've no idea, mate. I even had my hand on my hip and everything.

You sound like those bitches I used to go to high school with. Did you snap your fingers and flip your hair as you said it? 

#i knoW IM #c #ctaylor

[bsgjax]

Aw, Pipes! Why would you do that?

Do you remember that day you said no one would ever punch you? I’m on my way to punch you.

#i do tho iM :~~(((( #fuck #c #cpiper

[bsgjax]

Well, I dunno about kinky, but that sounds hot as fuck.

I didn’t know being tackled by a girl was kinky.

#c #cingrid

[bsgjax]

You are such a tool.

Women say us men only think with our penis. Ladies, don’t be afraid to blow our minds.

#niALL THO IM So friK #c #clucas

[bsgjax]

Damn, what kinky shit have you been getting up to?

Well, now that I have a bruise the size of Russia on my knee, I think it’s time to lay back on the activities for now.

#c #cingrid

[bsgjax]

Yeah, well, sometimes the truth is ugly. Like that girl.

Jackson! That’s so mean!

#its tru iM #c #csutton

[bsgjax]

Why the fuck would I be friendly to someone who looks like shit? Damn, mate.

Well, aren’t you going to be voted best at giving compliments and being friendly.

#c #cjamie