calvin onion suit
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cashiers should make 50 dollars an hour minimum, get comprehensive PTO + benefits packages, and get expensive top of the line chairs to sit in at the register. im not joking at all.
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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america
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(Xユーザーのつるぎ⚔️ねこᓚᘏᗢ4A໒꒱· ゚さん: 「添い寝しますよ? https://t.co/Vu7TS2GSCe」 / Xから)
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much
me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku
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How i feel after hanging out and giggling
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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
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Is it better with or without explanation…?
Anyway. The sillies!! They are so silly.
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men ain't shit abt women. pussy stink? call me am emporerr penguin .the way I be hunting that fish
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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood
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boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest
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Smeeking on my flower
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sometimes I feel like discord is lacking emojis and so I make them myself. these ones in particular are my favorites
frog, toad, and soup!
Feel free to use them if you'd like!
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