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bugz4pper · 3 months

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Oh hell yeah

Chemistry isn’t my strong suit but if you had the equipment I’d give it a try

MEAT BERRY MEAT BERRY MEAT B

#meat grape meat grape #would eat

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bugz4pper · 6 months

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I don’t deny it

being an avatar of the vast is kinda gay. what are you falling for?? other men??

#becoming an avatar just made me gayer #proven fact

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bugz4pper · 7 months

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Demoted to what??? I’m an intern how much lower could I get. Unpaid intern? Your threat is not very threatening, I didn’t even know I WAS paid until recently.

Also, you don’t have the seniority to call me ‘kid’ when you’re only two years older. Your height does not change the fact that you are a mere nineteen years of age.

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

#truly unbelievable #I can’t believe this #the disrespect

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bugz4pper · 7 months

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Oh, two years isn’t that long. And you’re technically still a teenager. Terribly sorry to inform you of this. You’re not officially Old™️ until there is no longer a -teen appended to your age.

Yes, this means I will call you old when you turn twenty next year. But not yet!

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

#was just reminded of the fact that I’ll be eighteen next year #horrifying #I don’t want to do taxes

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bugz4pper · 7 months

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Well you see that’s how you end up in service to fear gods to keep you alive because you got electrocuted so bad your heart stopped working. Not ideal.

@seat-safety-switch

#however #I would absolutely do this now

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bugz4pper · 9 months

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Fun afternoon project?

do you think you and Jay could make a breakthrough in quantum computing tech

Definitely!

#honestly that’d be pretty funky #quantum stuff is very spiral

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bugz4pper · 9 months

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enjoy

Hello Please Do Not The Jay

#no explosives please I would like to remain alive for a little while yet!

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bugz4pper · 9 months

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Hell yeah, new workshop decoration. Love it 10/10

1 night lying in bed u look up at your ceiling & see this crawling towards u wyd

#ngl would build that #that slaps

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bugz4pper · 9 months

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how many bugs could a bug zapper zap if a bug zapper could zap bugs

Presumably thousands with the right motivation!

#bzzzzzzt

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bugz4pper · 9 months

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hey, wait a minute.

if you're a cinnamon roll (and you are), and you're eating a cinnamon roll, is that cannibalism?

I’m a cinnamon roll only in spirit! The true cinnamon roll has a physical form. It would be like calling eating a ghost cannibalism.

#hope this helps #don’t eat ghosts kids #or ghost kids

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bugz4pper · 9 months

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how about a cookie testing experiment?

Here, I have a few different bags of cookies. You can blindfold yourself, taste-test, and see which ones are better. Some are homemade, some are not. Have fun!

Eh, suppose I don’t have anything better to do! Just hanging around the workshop on my own atm.

Update: Homemade cookies were far superior on all fronts, with the exception of the Canadian girl guide ones. I’m not sure how you got those down here in the states but mmmm chocolate mint.

#mmm cookies #thanks anon #but please stop transporting items into my home #I am afraid

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bugz4pper · 9 months

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(if you look around, you will notice a cinnamon roll behind your elbow)

What.

Hm. Don’t like that! The workshop is supposed to be safe and I am feeling distinctly Unsafe. Thank you for the cinnamon roll though.

#mmmmmm cinnamon #it’s still warm!

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bugz4pper · 9 months

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The chewy ones still taste bad