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bull-stink · 8 days
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Men like me weren't meant to work. We were meant to lay around all day eating decadent, heavy foods until our stomachs gurgle and bloat, just to have subby little servants come up and beg to bury their faces up in our sweaty asscheeks.
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bull-stink · 13 days
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My girlfriend was watching me masturbate last night, which is pretty normal for us, but in the middle of it she said "Shit, sorry about this- it's gonna be a bad one," and ripped the loudest, most rank fart imaginable, and she got so embarrassed... I came very hard...
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bull-stink · 1 month
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I need someone to shove their whole face in my ass immediately.
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bull-stink · 2 months
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held my gas for like 4 hours last night. didn't let anything slip out at all and god it hurt SO bad. I had just eaten dinner a few hours before and I could feel everything churning and digesting in my poor tummy before the gas came. I bloated up really quick, and I could feel my belly getting all taught and stretched out.
towards the end I started touching myself, still holding but also rubbing my belly with my other hand. I felt so huge.
my t-dick was twitching and leaking so much, I just had to let go a little bit. it felt so good when I started letting myself pass gas, but god it smelled so insanely bad. my farts spluttered out of me so fast it felt like I was deflating.
I felt so pathetic, just laying there farting like a cow and rubbing my poor little hard cock. as my orgasm built, I started to tense up my stomach, which lead to even nastier farts.
honestly one of the best orgasms I've ever had
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bull-stink · 2 months
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Couldn't hold out for long. Just let out a massive, soft shit on the shower floor. Feels so good, and I can still feel more waves on the horizon... Poor hotel shower...
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bull-stink · 2 months
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Gassy, horny, and stuck in a hotel room alone all night... Eating trigger foods too... Might post some farting vids. If there's interest, I might have a little fun making a mess in the shower...
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bull-stink · 2 months
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For real, I've been having to slip away at work to let out the nastiest gas, I'm so bloated. Farts have been nonstop building, and I can't stop belching. Real greasy and wet, too...
Been eating trigger foods all day... anyone wanna come over tonight? <3
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bull-stink · 2 months
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Been eating trigger foods all day... anyone wanna come over tonight? <3
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bull-stink · 2 months
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is a gassy boyfriend with a fat ass too much to ask for? 😞
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bull-stink · 4 months
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Girlfriend just ripped a massive fart against my cock while she's asleep. Swear to God I could have cum right there if I wasn't trying not to wake her up...
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bull-stink · 4 months
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We need more odd-genre scenarios in this scene.
Imagine a cybernetic computer engineer in a cyberpunk future world, spending a long day cracking into a system, not realizing that they'd gotten a virus while inside, and now a hacker has control of all their body functions and the cameras in their house. They start feeling hungry, craving anything rich and heavy, but just chalk it up to a long day at work as they eat and eat, belching contentedly as their belly fills. Soon their body starts feeling bloated, and the hacker watches from afar as their stomach gurgles and they try to figure out why they're so much more bloated than they normally get. With the push of a button, the poor engineer lets out a massive, uncontrollable fart that seems to come from nowhere, and no matter how hard they try, they can't stop it. They try to waddle to the bathroom but are brought to their knees by another completely uncontrollable fart and an unexplained wave of arousal at the same time. They don't have time to even try and get up before the next one hits, but this time, it doesn't stop. With no hope of stopping it, fart after fart blasts out from their smelly ass, and with every one that same wave of relief and arousal, until they can't help but give in and start rubbing at themselves as the hacker watches. They whimper and moan on the ground, but before they can finish, the hacker grins, presses another button, and suddenly it isn't just gas being forced out. The poor victim just can't stop, cumming hard as they completely fill their pants with wet, sloppy shit.
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bull-stink · 4 months
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I just wanna cuddle with someone and exchange farts with them. The little grunts and sighs are very much so since we be so close to eachother. maybe have some belly rubs here and there too… 😳
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bull-stink · 5 months
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Noooooooooo pls don spoon me and rub yourself against me while I fart in my sleep and play with my chest til I wake up that'd be sooooo embarrassing!
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bull-stink · 5 months
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Had a massive dinner, the gas has just been phenomenal. Feels so good just to let it all out. Only thing that would make it better would be having someone to make appreciate my nasty farts.
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bull-stink · 5 months
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fucking someone who’s a gassy, whimpering mess. reducing them to a slew of “ah-ah-ah-ahs” that are punctuated by noisy, bubbling farts that splutter out with every thrust. vibrating against your cock or fingers as you slide in and out, in and out.. cum leaking and sputtering out of their helpless little hole with every rancid, hot blast of gas that’s fucked out of them.
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bull-stink · 5 months
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The idea of having a massive stomachache, blowing up the bathroom, and hearing muffled whimpers from the other side of the door. Suddenly opening it, catching a poor, unsuspecting perverted sub touching themselves while spying on me, embarrassed to be found out as such a depraved little slut, trying to say it's just a misunderstanding...
I'm not done in the bathroom, though, and while they need a punishment, I'm clearly a nice, understanding dom, so I'll simply give them EXACTLY what they want... Forcing them down to their knees, pressing my ass up against their face and letting out the wettest, sloppiest farts. Forcing their mouth open as they gasp for air, only to let out a torrent of diarrhea into their face. Commanding them to lick me clean between waves, knowing damn well more is coming. Making them completely into my little toilet slave for the night...
If they didn't want it, they shouldn't have spied on me in the first place... <3
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bull-stink · 5 months
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Fed my girl cabbage and sausage soup and dark beer last night. Her farts are always massive, and this kicked her gut into overdrive. She gets so embarrassed when I'm big spoon and she can't hold it in, and I love to tease her for it, but she doesn't know the feeling of those deep, bassy farts on my cock drive me absolutely wild, not to mention letting out my own when she's trapped in bed with me...
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