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Wip potential card design

#orv #love this

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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .

The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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as each year goes by I feel more and more lost and also more and more like myself

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Breaking Dawn Chapter 22- Is it Thursday yet?

Chapter Summary:

Three things that are in this chapter:

The Book Club

The wolf

Cuddling

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NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER!!!

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!

COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT!!!

#to read

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Hot Wheels (American Pinball, 2020)

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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#big

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Some more would be nice ;-;

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you either die young having the same fandoms as your mutuals or you live long enough to watch half of them turn into hockey rpf blogs

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i wrote jerd. this is my 50th work on ao3 🎉

#to read #fic recs

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friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry

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I could go insane thinking about orv in a mianite au. and yet yall will likely never hear about it

#i was going to go into detail about it a while ago but forgot so #sometimes i remember tho and i go !!!

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who was gonna tell me witcher season 3 gay as hell

#my dad turned to me and went ‘did you sense any homosexual attraction between them’ #homestly i cant believe i missed this but no one i follow watched i think so

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hes a work of art

#bumper #connoreatspants #i feel it is my duty to repost photos of bumper i havent seen posted yet