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Sex traffickers will target cars that look feminine

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Between the barbenheimer shit and the grimace shake tiktok trend (e.g., social media users creating organic viral marketing for these products), I don’t think most people hate corporations nearly enough

#the mlb owns me i fear

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#my older sister #she’s in like a psychic war with her bf’s wife #she’s convinced the wife has many personality disorders but #they have met ONCE #and it was when the wife was her hairdresser #what the fuck did y’all talk about during that haircut??

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No, my bomb collar is beeping because I forgot to change the battery.

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no more about page if you want to know things about me make them up in your head

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at least i'm a lesbian

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I miss when the big boat was stuck

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i’ll fix this

they keep making new white boys

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they keep making new white boys

#i log on for the first time in months and there’s more of them #on my dash #for no real reason

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liking a fictional male character like He's my pet hamster

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We Have Always Lived in a Castle cover (detail) - William Teason

#art

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i only eat gas station dick pills and drink arnold palmer and i am incredibly effective and intelligent to the point that i have telekinetic abilities (level 3) i have recently been given access to atlantis tetrahedron power crystals by the us government. come fuck with me.

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Gay🤝Irl

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the only personality traits on this site are a) bitter b) unfunny c) talented. like that’s it.

#the only subsection that doesn’t fit is #and i’m so sorry for exposing anyone to this combination of words #non-terf girlboss tumblr #they are just funny i like them

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in your head what colour is the number 7? thursday? the word 'opulence'?

#all these bitches green!!!