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Phineas Gage was WEAK!! He needed a railroad spike through the brain to go ow and change his whole personality while I, who is perfect and has no faults, can have my brain just Do That on its own.
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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there he is !!
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Fears
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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.
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hwat do we think gamers. good fit or too early 2000s?
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mlp roleplay [18+ only]
*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you
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i don't know guys i kinda like this one
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happy 4/20
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I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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