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our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

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#The Dust-Proofing One. #A lot of these would greatly benefit me because of how bad my ADHD can get... #...but my asthmatic ass could really use the ability to breathe -- thank you very much. #Seriously. Fuck dust. Dust is so stupid and inconvenient and has no right to form itself the way it does. #reblog

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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.

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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

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#reblog #Genuinely I'd be more horrified to discover that I'm a clone than to discover that I'm a robot. #We've already seen that artificial intelligence is capable of evolving past their intended programing under the right circumstances. #The questions of individuality I'd ask myself as a robot would be the exact same existential questions I already ask myself every day. #A CLONE HOWEVER... #How much of thoughts are my own vs how much were inherited genetically from the person I was initially supposed to be. #That kinda thing. #As I type this I realize that I also ask those questions every day so I guess there really isn't much difference in that specific regard. #I'd still be more horrified to find out I'm secretly a clone tho.

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I’m A Lesbiab

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seagull girl and bird boy should meet and become a bird family

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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

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The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

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I want to chew on him like polly pocket clothes

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I may be becoming the guy at work who won't let people talk bad about their own singing voices, but to be fair people keep talking bad about their singing voices to me

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The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???

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