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Awesome! Do tell me if you end up enjoying it. 

The answer to that little question of yours dave is spidergirl issue number 13.

I thank you for that slow clap.

#I think yours might be also. #Heh!

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Well perhaps you should read it sometime! Its actually a fairly good read. Perhaps not as *unorthodox* or as *delightfully off canter* as deadpool is but still good nonetheless!

The answer to that little question of yours dave is spidergirl issue number 13.

I thank you for that slow clap.

#Who am i kidding i enjoy spidergirl greater than deadpool. #Spidergirl is just *too cool*. #Also to that statement i say hopefully!

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The answer to that little question of yours dave is spidergirl issue number 13.

I thank you for that slow clap.

#Is this what acceptance feels like? #:D!!!

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I got a new comic today :D!!!!!!!!!!!

#See this isnt a complaint.

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Congratulations i suppose!

Guess who has their voice back.

#:D!!

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Oh.

#ooc yet somehow ic. as it should be. #upd8

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 This truly is like the cold war now isnt it. Its like mutually assured warfare but with *nice* instead of anything vile.  I can wholeheartedly assure you my nice level will be soundly within reason. Ehe.

What he said.

Well let’s go with eccentric then. Though I feel like dorkish would work better for you.

And yes, it would. It would kill off a part of my soul that would weaken my tolerance to be around you. Which is already pretty damn weak. Actually not even weak. It’s like, hanging on by a thread for it’s life.

#Oh my. #*Promptly cleans glasses*

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Well okay it MIGHT constitute something that could be interpreted as dork-like in nature. I always like to think that dork constituted either a boring individual or an exceptionally linear one though. Not so much the peculiar or the knowledgeable because i like to think those traits are actually quite rad! Wait. Bodacious? No. Spiffy? Nope. Hellaciously biznasty to a sound and ripsnorting degree? I think thats about as close as i can get to describing the traits aptly. 

Wait. You playing nice would kill off a part of your soul that would weaken your tolerance to be around me to the point where said tolerance is hanging by a string.  Isnt that kind of stupid. Whatever! Ill let it pass because its still you. For reference though you play nice ill play nice. Only the nicest. 

First off: You’d be surprised how many of your thoughts are probably the furthest thing from best.

Second: Maybe they just wanted to see the jerk seperated from the inner dork or something?

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Perhaps so! Though i wouldnt classify the inner mode as dorkish in the slightest. Maybe um. More....eccentric? Spunky? I dont know there is just a whole slurry of other available adjectives that could be employed here.

Thats a funny one. Youre funny. A wit and a looker! Of course if it wasnt for that lovely face of yours i think i would be pretty fucking mad about that statement.  However would it kill you to play nice every now and again dear? ;)

>Do what you think is best

Just as a note the choice for anyone to actually have a say in the matter was a complete joke. Its not even what i *think* is best. What i think is best is always best because its my friggin thought.

Well okey dokey then! Though im not quite sure why duality was chosen when there are so many other splendiferous hijinks that could have been enacted here.

#[dirk: the most noble of the nobles. for he deals with the shittiest of the shit.]

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>Do what you think is best

Just as a note the choice for anyone to actually have a say in the matter was a complete joke. Its not even what i *think* is best. What i think is best is always best because its my friggin thought.

Well okey dokey then! Though im not quite sure why duality was chosen when there are so many other splendiferous hijinks that could have been enacted here.

#((welcome to hell mortals.))

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So um. It seems as though i have been affixed with a minor duality predicament. Should i just start typing out two differing responses to things. Or. 

For all intensive purposes; Jake is now the Jekyll and Hyde of the group. Normally he minutely is, but now it's more abrasive/stand out rather than the normal "I may douchestuck Jake today but meh". Ill probably boldface Jerk Jake and normal text more-towards-normal-but-altered-to-replicate-the-dirkjake-parallel-almost-exactly-except-inverted-to-fit-the-AU Jake.

You're welcome.

#(Did someone finally catch wise already?!?) #(Took you all long enough.)

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Split!

Oh.

OH.

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magic!anon commands - Put one in my ask!

Love: Muse will be in Love with (Anon decides) for 2 Days

Cough: Muse will be ill for 4 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 2 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 2 Hours

Exorcism: A demon will possess my muse for 3 hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides) for 2 hours

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies) for 3 hours

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what) for 4 hours

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for an hour

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Project: Muse will become obsessed with completing a project (Anon specifies) for 2 hours

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies) for 5 hours

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 7 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Character: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies another character) for 5 hours

Switch: Muse has to switch gender for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 3 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 4 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 6 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Egg: Muse finds a large egg and does not know what to do with it for 3 hours

Klutz: Muse becomes extremely klutzy for 10 hours

Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 2 hours

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for a day

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 1 day

Baby: Muse finds a baby at their doorstep and has to take care of it for (Anon decides)

Combustion: Muse has the ability to spontaneously combust without getting hurt for 2 hours

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 3 hours

NSFW: Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides)

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for 3 hours

Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)

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Meanwhile somewhere else, jake places down his pen and yells "THATS NOT FAIR" into the abyss. 

#((i cant stop laughing msry omfg))

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I would be more adamant about utilizing the full range of opportunities this platform continually presents if it wasnt for a subject known as "fisticuffs history".

#Its like normal history but with gentlemanly duels.

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Really now. Of all of the possible retorts to resort to. 

You choose chumps.

serketsspice started following you

well i guess ill leave you alone

your such a bore anyways

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Statement seconded by me; motion carries. 

serketsspice started following you

Ah. Well have fun catching prey in your web. I’m sure it’ll be a cinch for you.